The Hypothetical Star Wars Holiday Special Will Leave You LOLing

Star Wars: Episode VII — The Force Awakens hits theaters next week, and to say fans are excited would be an understatement. With every little poster and teaser, the fandom has grown eager with anticipation, even though not much is actually known about the plot. While J.J. Abrams was kind enough to point out a major Easter egg in the upcoming movie, the rest of the cast has stayed relatively mum during press interviews, which, of course, has caused the Internet to erupt with numerous speculations. In this hilarious spoof, Funny or Die tackles the rumors in this "Hypothetical Star Wars Holiday Special," complete with storm troopers, robots, and a few guest appearances. See the full video above, and then check out six surprising things you won't see in Star Wars.