This week I'm celebrating what, if I may be so bold, I believe to be the greatest Nicholas Sparks adaptation of all time: The Notebook. Allie (Rachel McAdams) and Noah (Ryan Gosling) are star-crossed lovers, repeatedly torn apart by societal differences. It's a tragic story of prevailing love — and Ryan Gosling's ability to build an entire house single-handedly. I'm sharing my favorite quotes below, but what are yours?

• "If you're a bird, I'm a bird." — Noah
• "You smug bastard." — Allie
• "It wasn't over. It still isn't over." — Noah

• ABC
  8:00 The Middle (new, season finale)
  8:30 Modern Family (repeat)
  9:00 Modern Family (new, season finale)
  9:30 How to Live With Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life) (new)
  10:00 Nashville (new, season finale)
  11:35 Jimmy Kimmel Live (repeat, with guests Alyssa Milano and Ludacris)
  12:37 Nightline (new)




• CBS
  8:00 Two and a Half Men (repeat)
  8:30 Mike & Molly (repeat)
  9:00 Criminal Minds (new, season finale)
  11:35 Late Show With David Letterman (new, with guests Woody Harrelson and Tommy Johnagin)
  12:37 The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (new, with guest Stephen Fry)




• Fox
  8:00 MasterChef (new, season premiere)
  
  

• NBC
  8:00 Dateline NBC (new)
  9:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (new, season finale)
  10:00 Chicago Fire (new, season finale)
  11:34 The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (new, with guests Vin Diesel and Jeff Foxworthy)
  12:37 Late Night With Jimmy Fallon (new, with guests Dana Carvey and Elisabeth Moss)

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The Cannes Film Festival brings Hollywood's biggest stars to the South of France each year, and aside from its cinematic significance, the festival is known for its elegant red carpet setting, star-studded parties on La Croisette, and all-around glamour. While Cannes has been an annual event since 1946, its unique day-to-day protocol is still confusing. As a helpful guide, we are breaking down the frequently asked questions about the famous film festival. Keep reading for the FAQs.

Featuring a wooden duck, a piñata, a beach ball, and a '60s-inspired dance routine, Zooey Deschanel made her directorial debut with the video for She & Him's "I Could've Been Your Girl." While M. Ward reads the newspaper with a cup of coffee, Zooey leads a retro dance sequence reminiscent of classic movie musicals. There's a playful charm to the music video, and we see a glimpse of the humor found in New Girl when Zooey knocks over a little boy's bike. If you love her style and the indie duo's music, take a look at their brand-new video.