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Zombie Woman on the Judge Jeanine Pirro Show

Mar 29, 2009 - Lady, you need to get your weird self to a diction specialist pronto! This zombie auctioneer style of talking to Judge Jeanine Pirro about how you had a distinguished career before you started working at a brothel isn't doing you any favors. Trust me. - 2 Comments

Poor Doggie!

Jan 29, 2009 - This poor dog's only crime is that he likes to eat food on the dinner table. (OK, that is pretty annoying, but still.) So his owners brought in a trainer to teach Stains (yes, that's his name) how to exhibit some self-control. Basically, Stains goes into a zombie-like hypnotic trance when faced with a plate of cupcakes. - 6 Comments

VH1's The Pickup Artist: The Most Douchetastic Show on Television?

Dec 15, 2008 - I really need to start watching cable again. VH1's The Pickup Artist starring Mystery (you may remember him from yesterday's If You Had To . . - 12 Comments

Men in Thongs: Yea or Nay?

Dec 09, 2008 - An eagle-eyed reader recently alerted Joel McHale from The Soup to soap star Cameron Mathison's thong-slip in an episode of All My Children. The bane of my existence, thongs are a wear-only-if-you-need-to appurtenance. If you're wearing bulky jeans, as this dude is, why on earth . - 12 Comments

Link Time! 11/25

Nov 25, 2008 -

A case for keeping Eli Stone alive. — TV Squad
For the Star Wars fanatic in your life: a Darth Vader toaster. Yeah, I said it. - 3 Comments
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Captain Underpants Is Not Ready for Prime Time

Nov 10, 2008 - The Soup is traumatizing us with all sorts of weirdness this week. Al Roker dressed up as a gingerbread man. And then this poor child dressed as. - 3 Comments

Flashback: Deep Thoughts From Gary Busey

Nov 07, 2008 - Gary Busey is not like you or me. Busey has been touched by a mad angel. This causes him to to rant, rave, and inspire others, as he does in this old clip from Celebrity Fit Club 4 which was introduced by The Soup host Joel McHale. - 6 Comments