<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<rss version="2.0" xml:base="" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">
<channel>
 <title>BuzzSugar</title>
 <link>http://www.buzzsugar.com</link>
 <description>Entertainment hourly. </description>
 <language>en</language>
 <atom:link href="http://www.buzzsugar.com/tag/the+birds/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
<item>
 <title>Michael Bay and Co. to Remake Everything Scary Ever</title>
 <link>http://www.buzzsugar.com/1113315</link>
 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.buzzsugar.com/1113315&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=160 height=121  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13839/11_2008/michael-bay-devil-child.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;inline left&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://buzzsugar.com/999600&quot; &gt;Most of you were irritated&lt;/a&gt; to learn that Michael Bay is planning on remaking Wes Craven’s 1984 film &lt;b&gt;A Nightmare on Elm Street&lt;/b&gt; and another &#039;80s horror classic, &lt;b&gt;Friday the 13th&lt;/b&gt;. Bay&#039;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.imdb.com/company/co0071240/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;production company&lt;/a&gt; also has plans to remake &lt;b&gt;Near Dark&lt;/b&gt; and &lt;b&gt;The Birds&lt;/b&gt; and has already produced mostly forgettable remakes of &lt;b&gt;The Texas Chainsaw Massacre&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;The Amityville Horror&lt;/b&gt;, and &lt;b&gt;The Hitcher&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now there is news that Bay&#039;s production company is &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/zap-bayrosemarysbabyremake,0,2446073.story?track=rss&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;trying to work out a deal&lt;/a&gt; to develop the Ira Levin novel &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/Rosemarys-Baby-Ira-Levin/dp/0451210514/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1205358631&amp;amp;sr=8-2&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Rosemary&#039;s Baby&lt;/a&gt; into a new film. Of course, that was &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Rosemary_s_Baby/60002403?trkid=222336&amp;amp;lnkctr=srchrd-sr&amp;amp;strkid=965818769_0_0&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;already done in 1968&lt;/a&gt; by director Roman Polanski and is considered a classic. The fairly disturbing film wasn&#039;t everyone&#039;s cup of tea, but the way Polanski tackled unnerving subject matter earned him an Oscar nod. Somehow I doubt Bay&#039;s production will yield similar critical acclaim. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bay certainly seems to have cornered the scary-remake market, but tell me: Do you actually care? Do you have faith in any of these remakes, or do you just wish Bay would give the whole thing a rest? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://pro.imdb.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description>
 <comments>http://www.buzzsugar.com/1113315#comment</comments>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/movies">movies</category>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/Michael Bay">Michael Bay</category>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/Friday the 13th">Friday the 13th</category>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/Friday the 13th remake">Friday the 13th remake</category>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/Nightmare on Elm Street">Nightmare on Elm Street</category>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/Rosemary&#039;s Baby">Rosemary&#039;s Baby</category>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/The Birds">The Birds</category>
 <pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:30:48 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>BuzzSugar</dc:creator>
 <guid>http://www.buzzsugar.com/1113315</guid>
</item>
<item>
 <title>FlashForward Breakdown, &quot;The Gift&quot;</title>
 <link>http://www.buzzsugar.com/6051662</link>
 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.buzzsugar.com/6051662&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=160 height=107  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/ed2/192/1922283/45_2009/ede592a949ec77b4_115838_6040_pre.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;On this week&#039;s episode of &lt;a href=&quot;http://buzzsugar.com/tags/flashforward&quot; &gt;FlashForward&lt;/a&gt;, we get some of those &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.buzzsugar.com/5861189&quot; &gt;big payoffs that Sonya Walger promised&lt;/a&gt;. While the main characters&#039; most important relationships grow more tense, the FBI agents learn more about the blue-hand situation, and the end of the episode has two very big twists. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There&#039;s plenty of excitement to discuss, so to get into it, just read more.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Call me Al&lt;/b&gt;: We don&#039;t learn much about Al in the first handful of episodes of the season, but boy do we get an eyeful and an earful this week. Turns out Al&#039;s flash-forward is a lot more jarring than just a dead bird - it&#039;s followed up with a phone call revealing that a still-mysterious chain of events ends in Al &quot;accidentally&quot; killing a mother of two. Throughout the episode Al seems to have a laid-back, collected demeanor (even when he opts in for a game of Russian roulette), but inside he&#039;s a mess. In the end, Al is so overcome with grief about having a death on his hands, that he decides to &quot;change the game&quot; and commits suicide. I have to admit, as heartbreaking as that scene is, I was kind of glad Al went through with it - just to prove that the flash-forwards aren&#039;t necessarily the future. Everything is changed now, the paths can be adjusted, and both Mark and Demetri realize this as they head home to their significant others. Now that they believe the visions can be adjusted, I can&#039;t wait to see what else they try to do to throw their visions off course.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;My blue heaven&lt;/b&gt;: Following up on Demetri and Al&#039;s scavenger hunt to find the &quot;blue hands,&quot; the fun continues this week as the FBI agents discover that the blue hands are actually a &quot;death club,&quot; with meetings set up all over the country for people like Demetri who didn&#039;t see a flash-forward (&quot;living ghosts&quot;).  It kind of reminded me of &lt;b&gt;Fight Club&lt;/b&gt;, though Mark defines it as a &quot;book club with bullets.&quot; The guys are hilarious in their street clothes headed to the party, though what they find inside is pretty horrific. After a quick game of Russian roulette, the guys enter what can only be defined as a torture den - people who believe they are going to die doing all kinds of creepy things to each other. I have to say, if I was one of those &quot;living ghosts&quot; I think I&#039;d either be trying to do all the fun things I never got to do before - or I&#039;d just want to get it over with. Why anyone would want to be tortured when he or she is already tormented by the idea of their inevitable death is beyond me. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Blast from the past&lt;/b&gt;: Aaron gets a visit from Mike, a friend and solider who served at the same time as Aaron&#039;s daughter Tracy.  Mike passes on a Swiss Army knife to Aaron, a good-luck charm that Tracy wanted her dad to have should anything happen to her.  Aaron is overjoyed since the knife also appeared in his vision, though Mike isn&#039;t exactly receptive to the notion that Tracy is still alive. He explains to Aaron that he watched Tracy die (though hello! He didn&#039;t even &lt;i&gt;check&lt;/i&gt; to see if she was breathing), but surprise! Tracy is sitting in Aaron&#039;s kitchen at the end of the episode.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Other plot points:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;li&gt;As tensions rise between Demetri and Zoey, Demetri finally admits to Zoey that he didn&#039;t have a flash-forward and is going to die. Zoey refuses to accept it, insisting that should could feel Demetri in her vision and that nothing&#039;s been decided yet.  Demetri seems skeptical about choosing Zoey&#039;s side to &quot;hope&quot; for the best, but after Al&#039;s suicide, he seems to have warmed up to the idea that he can change his fate.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Like Demetri, Al&#039;s death is a wake-up call for Mark. After suffering problems with Olivia (how sad is it when Charlie catches him crying?) he runs home and embraces her sweetly.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Instead of helping out at the church, Nicole lands a gig volunteering at Olivia&#039;s hospital. We learn that she speaks Japanese pretty will, and now is helping Bryce try to find the mysterious Japanese woman from his vision. Will this somehow lead to Nicole&#039;s scary vision? Is she sticking her nose where it doesn&#039;t belong?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What did you think of this week&#039;s episode? Do you think other characters will try to &quot;change the game,&quot; too? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&#039;font-size:10px !important;&#039;&gt;Photo copyright 2009, &lt;a href=&quot;http://abc.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;ABC, Inc.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description>
 <comments>http://www.buzzsugar.com/6051662#comment</comments>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/TV">TV</category>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/Flash Forward">Flash Forward</category>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/FlashForward">FlashForward</category>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/Flashforward Recap">Flashforward Recap</category>
 <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:30:48 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>BuzzSugar</dc:creator>
 <guid>http://www.buzzsugar.com/6051662</guid>
</item>
<item>
 <title>What to TiVo: Wednesday</title>
 <link>http://www.buzzsugar.com/5993805</link>
 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.buzzsugar.com/5993805&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=100 height=83  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/ed2/192/1922283/45_2009/9797572e34a53cd8_Tivo_ICON.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li class=abc&gt;ABC is new with &lt;b&gt;Hank&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;The Middle&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;Modern Family&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;Cougar Town&lt;/b&gt;, and &lt;b&gt;Eastwick&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=cbs&gt;CBS is new with &lt;b&gt;The New Adventures of Old Christine&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;Gary Unmarried&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;Criminal Minds&lt;/b&gt;, and &lt;b&gt;CSI: NY&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=fox&gt;FOX has Game 6 of the World Series&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=nbc&gt;NBC is new with &lt;b&gt;Mercy&lt;/b&gt; and &lt;b&gt;Law &amp;amp; Order: SVU&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=cw&gt;The CW is new with &lt;b&gt;America&#039;s Next Top Model&lt;/b&gt; and has a repeat of &lt;b&gt;The Vampire Diaries&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=bravo&gt;Bravo is new with &lt;b&gt;Top Chef All Stars Dinner&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=comedy&gt;Comedy Central is new with &lt;b&gt;South Park&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;The Daily Show With Jon Stewart&lt;/b&gt;, and &lt;b&gt;The Colbert Report&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=fx&gt;FX is new with &lt;b&gt;Nip/Tuck&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=mtv&gt;MTV is new with &lt;b&gt;Real World/Road Rules Challenge&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;li class=nbc&gt;Late-night highlights include Bill Cosby on &lt;b&gt;The Late Show With David Letterman&lt;/b&gt; on CBS; Joshua Jackson, Big Bird, and Slayer on &lt;b&gt;Jimmy Kimmel Live&lt;/b&gt; on ABC; Jenna Bush and Laura Bush on &lt;b&gt;The Jay Leno Show&lt;/b&gt; on NBC; Amy Poehler, Magic Johnson, and The Bravery on &lt;b&gt;The Tonight Show With Conan O&#039;Brien&lt;/b&gt; on NBC; and Cameron Diaz on &lt;b&gt;Late Night With Jimmy Fallon&lt;/b&gt; on NBC&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
</description>
 <comments>http://www.buzzsugar.com/5993805#comment</comments>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/What to TiVo">What to TiVo</category>
 <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:50:13 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>BuzzSugar</dc:creator>
 <guid>http://www.buzzsugar.com/5993805</guid>
</item>
<item>
 <title>What to TiVo: Friday</title>
 <link>http://www.buzzsugar.com/5912107</link>
 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.buzzsugar.com/5912107&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=100 height=83  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/ed2/192/1922283/44_2009/7e640243fd518fb4_Tivo_ICON.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li class=abc&gt; ABC is new with &lt;b&gt;Supernanny&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;Ugly Betty&lt;/b&gt;, and &lt;b&gt;20/20&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=cbs&gt;CBS is new with &lt;b&gt;Ghost Whisperer&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;Medium&lt;/b&gt;, and &lt;b&gt;NUMB3RS&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=fox&gt;FOX has a repeat of &lt;b&gt;House&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=nbc&gt;NBC is new with &lt;b&gt;Law &amp;amp; Order&lt;/b&gt; and &lt;b&gt;Dateline NBC&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=cw&gt;The CW is new with &lt;b&gt;Smallville&lt;/b&gt; and has a repeat of &lt;b&gt;America&#039;s Next Top Model&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=amc&gt;AMC has &lt;b&gt;Young Frankenstein&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=mtv&gt;MTV is new with &lt;b&gt;MTV Ulalume: Howling at New Moon&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=usa&gt;USA is new with &lt;b&gt;Monk&lt;/b&gt; and &lt;b&gt;White Collar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=e&gt;E! is new with &lt;b&gt;The Soup&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=vh1&gt;VH1 has &lt;b&gt;The Jacksons: An American Dream&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class=nbc&gt;Late-night highlights include Regis Philbin and Weezer on &lt;b&gt;The Late Show With David Letterman&lt;/b&gt; on CBS; John Cusack on &lt;b&gt;The Jay Leno Show&lt;/b&gt; on NBC; Alice in Chains on &lt;b&gt;The Tonight Show With Conan O&#039;Brien&lt;/b&gt; on NBC; Paris Hilton and Slipknot on &lt;b&gt;Jimmy Kimmel Live&lt;/b&gt; on ABC; Lauren Graham on &lt;b&gt;The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson&lt;/b&gt; on CBS; Wanda Sykes and Andrew Bird on &lt;b&gt;Late Night With Jimmy Fallon&lt;/b&gt; on NBC; and Masi Oka on &lt;b&gt;Last Call With Carson Daly&lt;/b&gt; on NBC&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
</description>
 <comments>http://www.buzzsugar.com/5912107#comment</comments>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/What to TiVo">What to TiVo</category>
 <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:50:03 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>BuzzSugar</dc:creator>
 <guid>http://www.buzzsugar.com/5912107</guid>
</item>
<item>
 <title>FlashForward Breakdown, &quot;137 Sekunden&quot;</title>
 <link>http://www.buzzsugar.com/5522226</link>
 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.buzzsugar.com/5522226&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=160 height=73  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/192/1922283/41_2009/96298bd054da2428_FF10809.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;This week&#039;s episode of &lt;a href=&quot;http://buzzsugar.com/tags/flashforward&quot; &gt;FlashForward&lt;/a&gt; isn&#039;t exactly action-packed, but we do finally meet a few significant others - including Demetri&#039;s fiancee, Zoe - and get a bit more character insight and some clues about the blackout. Not to mention the introduction of one creepy former Nazi.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It wasn&#039;t my favorite of the first three episodes, but this show is still keeping me on the edge of my seat.  Would ABC just pick up the full season already? To break it all down, just read more.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Did Mark and Janis get played?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The focal point of this week&#039;s episode is wrapped up in Guyer, a former Nazi who&#039;s imprisoned in Germany but sees his flashforward as a bargaining chip for freedom. When Mark hears that he makes an appearance in Guyer&#039;s vision, he and Janis soon square off about whether or not his &quot;information&quot; is worth setting a Nazi free. In the end, Guyer&#039;s biggest revelation is that the crows seem to have blacked out and died at the same time as the human race did. Janis and Mark are disappointed at first, until Mark realizes that this isn&#039;t the first time crows have &quot;blacked out.&quot; Last week there was talk of pigeons, now crows.  Could the mysterious blackouts be all wrapped up in birds?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Did Zoe really see Demetri in her flashforward?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Yay! This week we finally get to meet Demetri&#039;s fiancee, Zoe (Gabrielle Union). Am I the only one who is loving the couples on this show? Mark and Olivia are often very sweet together, but I&#039;m also digging Demetri and Zoe&#039;s younger love. When Zoe describes her wedding day flashforward to Demetri, she seems totally confident that he is there - but does she actually see him, or just assume as much? While some of the other visions seem hard to believe given the six-month interim period (Olivia sleeps with a new man, boyfriend-less Janis is already pregnant) - this one takes the cake for me. If Demetri is really murdered, could his fiancee recover and find a new man to wed that quickly? I&#039;m banking on the glimmer of hope that this means Demetri can overturn his fate.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Is Tracy alive or not?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Determined to get to the bottom of the veracity of his flashforward, Aaron pays a visit to his ex-wife, hoping to get her permission to exhume their daughter&#039;s body for DNA. We see that Aaron&#039;s not the only one who&#039;s been deeply impacted by his daughter&#039;s death, though Katie still refuses to sign the affidavit. Eventually, Aaron gets around it and has Demetri dig up the body - though the DNA is a match, meaning that Tracy really is dead. So, is Aaron lying or is it possible that his vision may not come true after all? I&#039;m wondering if this could be a sign that &lt;i&gt;some&lt;/i&gt; of the flashforwards come true and others don&#039;t?  Though, I have a feeling that we&#039;ll still see Aaron heading to Afghanistan sometime soon.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Other points&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Nicole the babysitter is still MIA (perhaps spending some time in &lt;a href=&quot;http://buzzsugar.com/tags/mad+men&quot; &gt;that other life of hers&lt;/a&gt;). I&#039;m dying to know what she saw, so hopefully she comes back soon.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Um, isn&#039;t Dominic Monaghan supposed to be on the show? Let&#039;s add him to the list of people we want to see next week.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If all the crows die in the flashforward, what about the other animals? Is there going to be a tie-in to that kangaroo we saw hopping around?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Is Demetri going to report Jerome Murphy and his bong-hitting ways? I totally would!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So are you still lovin&#039; &lt;b&gt;FlashForward&lt;/b&gt;, or are you losing interest? Which of the visions are you most curious about? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&#039;font-size:10px !important;&#039;&gt;Photos copyright 2009, &lt;a href=&quot;http://abc.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;ABC, Inc.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description>
 <comments>http://www.buzzsugar.com/5522226#comment</comments>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/TV">TV</category>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/Flash Forward">Flash Forward</category>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/FlashForward">FlashForward</category>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/Flashforward Recap">Flashforward Recap</category>
 <pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:00:46 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>BuzzSugar</dc:creator>
 <guid>http://www.buzzsugar.com/5522226</guid>
</item>
<item>
 <title>The Office: Best Lines of the Night</title>
 <link>http://www.buzzsugar.com/5232698</link>
 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.buzzsugar.com/5232698&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=160 height=96  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/192/1922283/39_2009/d989ad0989863b62_office.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;For last week&#039;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.buzzsugar.com/5068092&quot; &gt;premiere&lt;/a&gt; of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.buzzsugar.com/tags/the+office&quot; &gt;The Office&lt;/a&gt;, I recapped some of the hilarious quips from the employees at Dunder Mifflin. They usually don&#039;t disappoint, but I&#039;ve got to say I didn&#039;t find the latest episode quite as uproariously funny. Hopefully the writers are just saving their creative juices for the sure-to-be-killer Jim and Pam wedding episode. (Start the countdown - only 13 days left!) Not that there weren&#039;t a few lines sprinkled throughout the show that made me howl, and I loved the surprise at the end of the episode. Let&#039;s discuss, shall we? Here are my favorite quotes of the evening along with a few key moments. Check &#039;em out, and then add your own in the comments (Oh, and needless to say, there&#039;s one pretty huge spoiler in the mix).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;My main concern is, should I have a safe word?&quot; - Michael&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The opening of the show was classic, excruciatingly inappropriate Michael Scott material. I couldn&#039;t believe that he went so far as to consult Oscar about his colonoscopy and what to expect . . . okay, or maybe I can believe it. It&#039;s Michael Scott.
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For more lines and highlight moments - and the big news of the night - read more.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;And that&#039;s why I&#039;m having Andy wheel me into the conference room in a makeshift cheese cart.&quot; - Michael&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br&gt;I sort of loved this bit when Michael sneaks into the secret meeting between Jim and David, using a cart as his Trojan Horse. Ridiculous. They really should&#039;ve milked it a little bit more.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&quot;I&#039;m rebuilding a steam engine in my slaughterhouse.&quot;-Dwight&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br&gt;First of all, how scary is it that Dwight owns a slaughterhouse? Secondly, seeing him team up with Toby to uncover Darryl&#039;s faux work accident was inspired. I like those two together, and now that Dwight&#039;s the odd man out in the work caste system - more on that if you keep reading - they should start being BFFs.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Jim is like Big Bird. He is tall and yellow and very nice. But would I put him in charge . . . I don&#039;t think so. Big Bird doesn&#039;t make the tough decisions. I would put Burt in charge . . . or maybe Maria.&quot; - Michael&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br&gt;Maybe I&#039;m just a sucker for &lt;b&gt;Sesame Street&lt;/b&gt; references, but this was my favorite quote of the evening. Period. But let me say this: I sort of hated Michael for bad-mouthing Jim, so that David wouldn&#039;t promote the poor guy. Well, that is until it ends up backfiring and Jim got a bump up the ladder anyway . . . to co-manager . . . alongside Michael. (Like I said, spoiler!) I cannot wait to see how this plays out. I mean, did you see the look on Dwight&#039;s face? Amazing.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Did I leave anything out? Please share your favorite funny lines or moments in the comments below! Meet other fans of The Office in &lt;a href=&quot;http://the-office.buzzsugar.com/&quot; &gt;The Office Group&lt;/a&gt; on BuzzSugar!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&#039;font-size:10px !important;&#039;&gt;Photos courtesy of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nbc.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;NBC&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description>
 <comments>http://www.buzzsugar.com/5232698#comment</comments>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/TV">TV</category>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/The Office">The Office</category>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/TV recap">TV recap</category>
 <category domain="http://www.teamsugar.com/tag/The Office Recap">The Office Recap</category>
 <pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 07:30:39 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>BuzzSugar</dc:creator>
 <guid>http://www.buzzsugar.com/5232698</guid>
</item>
</channel>
</rss>
