Boys will be boys, and as Woody Allen's latest You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger proves, they're suckers when it comes to matters of the heart — or well, libido. As a rendition of "When You Wish Upon a Star" plays in the background, we meet Roy (Josh Brolin) and Alfie (Anthony Hopkins). Roy is a one-hit-wonder author who is unhappily married to Alfie's daughter, Sally (Naomi Watts), an art Read more

You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger looks like all of Woody Allen's signature ingredients: neuroses, dry humor, and a delightfully tangled plot. Naomi Watts stars as the wife of Josh Brolin; she's eyeing Antonio Banderas, while her husband is flirting with Freida Pinto. Anthony Hopkins plays Watts's father, and the hilarious Lucy Punch is his younger bride-to-be — much to the chagrin of his Read more

The action at the Cannes Film Festival rolled on over the weekend, and Javier Bardem was up this morning to join his Biutiful director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu for a photo call. Paris Hilton, meanwhile, took her yacht over to nearby Monaco to keep her good times rolling on Saturday night with her sister, Nicky. Lindsay Lohan arrived in France to promote her new Linda Lovelace movie on Saturday Read more

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