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Tom Hanks to Set Adrift on Cloud Atlas

BuzzSugar — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 10:55:18 PDT

Tom Hanks is taking on one of the most critically acclaimed novels of the past 10 years: the actor has signed on to star in Cloud Atlas. The film is an adaptation of the David Mitchell book, which follows six nested stories ranging from the distant past to the postapocalyptic future. Each tale is abruptly cut off, and the following one starts with a reference to the one prior.

For example, the book begins in the 19th century South Pacific and is written from the perspective of a captain's log, and the second segment starts when a character finds the log, and so on. When it gets to the central piece, the sections start going backward to finish up each story. There's no confirmation on which character Hanks will play yet, though he's rumored for Dr. Henry Goose, which is part of the opening segment.

If that book description sounds unusual, the directing news is just as interesting. Three people are set to share directing and screenwriting duties: Andy and Lana Wachowski (of the Matrix films) are collaborating with Tom Tykwer, best known for Run Lola Run.

Speed Racer: One Long Hangover

BuzzSugar — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:31:25 PDT

My eyeballs hurt. My head hurts. I feel tired. Watching Speed Racer has me feeling all the nastiness of a hangover but without any of the hard-partying fun. I tried coming up with other analogies for the experience of seeing this nauseating, candy-colored whirlpool of a movie, with most of my attempts having to do with sugar, dizziness and a resultant sad, empty feeling, but it appears that most other reviews have already done the legwork in this regard.

Some of the descriptions with which I most heartily agree include the following:

From MSNBC's Alonso Duralde:
"Imagine someone pouring hot, melted Starburst candies into your corneas, and you just begin to approximate the experience of Speed Racer, an ice-cream headache of a movie."
From The New Yorker's Anthony Lane:
"The entire movie, indeed, is what Tom Wolfe would call a Kandy-Kolored Tangerine-Flake Streamline Baby, complete with achingly blue skies, customized deserts, fantastical mountains, and everything from Goodman’s shirt to Ricci’s fingernails daubed in lollipop hues; it makes the world of Pee-wee Herman look like Anselm Kiefer. So how did this rainbow of velocity end up bleached of fun?"
From Film Journal International's Frank Lovece:
"It's all a bombastic mishmash that makes you feel like you've been stuffed inside a kaleidoscope and shaken for two hours."
From The New York Observer's Rex Reed:
"I can sit through just about anything, but I draw the line at two hours and 15 minutes of fuchsia vomit. To suffer through this kind of hell, movie critics deserve combat pay."
And my very favorite, from New York Magazine's David Edelstein:
"The film is like a nightmare in which you’re trapped in an arcade with screens on all sides and no eyelids."

So, you're probably getting the picture, but still,

read more. Speed Racer tells a fairly convoluted story of greed, the evils of capitalism, family and car racing. Speed is a boy (played by Emile Hirsch) whose sole interest is driving a race car. He idolized his brother Rex until Rex apparently brought shame to the sport and died in a fiery crash. Now Speed loyally races for his father's motor company and he ignites the rage of crazy corporate tycoon Royalton (Roger Allam) when he refuses to race for the Royalton company. Royalton is a shady organization that forces its racers to cheat and demolishes anyone who threatens to beat one of their own, since a Royalton loss would bring down Royalton stock value. See? There is a whole subplot about stocks! I'm not even a kid and I was so bored by so much of this film. The performances are more or less fine (I think?) given the situation, though the actors often appear to be cracking under the immense strain to breathe real life into a world that literally doesn't exist around them. Clocking in at two hours and 15 minutes, this assault on the senses is way too long to hold the brief attention span of a child, and it's frankly just not enjoyable for adults. So, aside from the visuals (which are cool for about twenty minutes, but what to do with the last 115?), I frankly can't recommend seeing this movie. There's just no point. To see the trailer and more videos from Speed Racer, check out movies.ivillage.com. Photos courtesy of Warner Bros.

Upcoming Under-the-Influence Movies: Pineapple Express and Speed Racer

BuzzSugar — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:30:00 PDT

We just got a couple new full-length trailers for movies that, if watching them in a sober state, are pretty much . . . OK. It makes me wonder if maybe - just maybe - they're supposed to be watched under the influence? I'm just speculating here.

After the jump you can find both trailers. Opening August 8, Pineapple Express actually features a pair of potheads - played by Seth Rogen and James Franco - who find themselves being chased by criminals. My favorite parts include Craig Robinson (Darryl on The Office), who's funny even without playing someone with the munchies.

We'd already gotten a tripped-out teaser trailer for Speed Racer, and the full-length trailer is a lot of the same: psychedelic visuals, bright candy colors, cartoon-y characters (since it's, you know, based on a cartoon). I'm more interested in this one because it's just mesmerizing, though I do have to wonder what it might be like to view this film in, shall we say, an enhanced state.

To see what I'm talking about,

read more. Pineapple Express Speed Racer Source

Link Time! 9/6

BuzzSugar — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:29:03 PDT

This super-hot (and super NSFW) R-rated clip from Shoot 'Em Up on IESB made me blush and laugh at the same time. Consider yourself warned!
Thanks to Stereogum, I got to listen to The Decemberists' full-length version of "Little Boxes," the theme song to "Weeds." It's delightfully ghoulish.
Vulture has 10 questions inexplicably omitted from the "Kid Nation 2" application.
The MTV Movies Blog has an interview with Daniel Radcliffe in which he discusses that full-frontal nudity in his upcoming Broadway production of "Equus."
Want to see Paul Reubens in costume for "Pushing Daisies"? Head over to The Pie Maker.
Cinematical ponders the sex operation that has changed the Wachowski Brothers into... well, the Wachowski brother-and-sister.
TV Squad shares my bafflement about Ryan Seacrest possibly singing at the Emmys.
Popwatch shows us a hilarious spoof of "24" in which the super liberal characters feel justified in torturing people as long as it's for a good environmental cause.
The TV Addict wonders if reporters crossed the line by gushing over ABC's fall shows.
ComingSoon has the most adorable interview ever with Kristen Bell and Jason Segel (of "Freaks and Geeks") on the set of their film Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

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