How do you keep a Christmas classic like Frosty the Snowman fresh after four decades? Well, if you're CBS, you create a jokey promotional video painting the good-natured snowman as a crotchety old man sick of children, global warming, and villains who wish for his untimely demise. This Frosty isn't into singing cute songs in the town square; instead, he's "mad as hell, and he's not gonna take it anymore."