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Ellen, Rainn, and Liv Make For a Super Trio

BuzzSugar — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 10:30:51 -0700

Rainn Wilson is about to step out of The Office and into comic book territory. In the upcoming comedy Super, Wilson will play an average Joe who pretends to be a superhero to win his wife (Liv Tyler) back from a drug dealer. Calling himself Crimson Bolt, Wilson's character uses a wrench to make up for what he lacks in powers.

The film will be written and directed by James Gunn, whose previous credits include the Scooby Doo movies and Slither. We'll have to wait to hear more about Ellen Page's role, but as a Juno fan, I can't wait to see her team up with Wilson again. Wilson also seems like the perfect choice as a lovable loser, though I kinda hope he stays more on the side of regular guy rather than Dwight Shrute with a cape and a weapon. Yikes.

The Office Rundown: Episode 28, "Company Picnic"

BuzzSugar — Fri, 15 May 2009 11:30:29 -0700

Aw, you guys, for a comedy, this season finale of The Office is pretty darn sweet! Jim and Pam traditionally have big moments in Office finales, but there's another love story at play here when Holly Flax - and boyfriend AJ - meet up with Michael at the company picnic. There's also volleyball and "soup snakes." Want to see some of my favorite moments? Just read more.

Eeep! Pam's pregnant! I mean, we didn't actually hear the words - isn't it funny that Jim and Pam's biggest moments this season have been silent? - but her smiley reaction totally gives it away. I love the bug-eyed look on Jim's face, and then the joy as he swoops in for a hug.
Backing up: Pam and Jim only plan to stay at the Dunder Mifflin company picnic for a few minutes because they don't seem to have much luck at big office gatherings. Some drunk guy hit on Pam last year and said he was grabbing her for balance. Pam: "You don't grab these for balance." I love the mischievous look on Jim's face.
Dwight shows up at the picnic with his friend Rolf, who's the perfect companion for him. Dwight says they met at a shoe store: "I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed and not leave any tracks."
Aw, the moment when Michael first sees Holly is so adorably awkward. He and Holly hug a little too long, then he pretends not to remember AJ, then when AJ asks for an iced tea he semi-jokingly tells him to go to hell. All episode long, he manages to just barely tolerate AJ: "So, what is up with you two, Holly?"

Michael's planning on finding the perfect moment to read through his list of bullet points for why he and Holly should be together, which includes the fact that they're "soup snakes." Which is apparently supposed to be "soul mates."
Charles is still so mean to Jim! And he only has one joke, about Jim being sleepy. Pam asks if she should beat him up. Jim: "No, I shouldn't have to ask you to do something like that. You should just do it."
Nobody from the Scranton branch is any good at volleyball except for Pam, who's kind of a superstar. Kevin keeps getting hit in the stomach, Ryan's on the phone, but Pam has this killer serve. "Maybe I played a little in junior high. And high school. And a little in college. And went to volleyball camp most Summers." She gets them all the way to the final faceoff against corporate.
Rolf is so mean to Angela, calling her a whore and saying he doesn't hear "cheaters, tramps, or women who break my friend's heart." Eventually, though, Dwight tells him to cut it out - does that mean they're going to reconcile soon?
When AJ tells Michael he and Holly are designing a house, Michael reveals he's designing chair-pants. I love that Holly's heard this idea before!
So Michael and Holly go through a bunch of movie parodies for their skit (Jaws: "Dunder . . . Dunder . . .") before finally settling on Slumdunder Mifflinaire. It's actually going relatively well - no laughs, but hey, Stanley's into it - until they accidentally reveal that the Buffalo branch is closing.
Which, by the way, is completely David Wallace's fault. Why on earth would David Wallace tell Michael any secret company information? He should know better.
Holly and Michael's moment after the skit is so sweet! And it's awfully big of him to just enjoy her company without telling her how he feels about her. "I think that today was just about having today. I think that we are one of those couples with a long story when people ask how we found each other."
One of the funniest moments in that scene, though, was this exchange:

Michael: I guess we shouldn't have mentioned Buffalo."
Holly: "Hindsight."
Michael: "Should have had hindsight."
And, in the end, all of Dwight's stalling tactics on the volleyball court ("How many people need to get hurt before we learn a valuable lesson? One? Two? Three?") are for naught, because there appears to be a Beesly baby on the way!

Wow, I can't wait to hear your thoughts on this finale!

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Cute Duo Join Natalie Portman in Indie Drama Hesher

BuzzSugar — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 11:30:33 -0700

To sort of steal a line from Zoolander, this casting news makes me think, "That Joseph Gordon-Levitt is so hot right now." He's currently the talk of the independent film town thanks to the good buzz surrounding his upcoming movie 500 Days of Summer, and he just booked a role in Christopher Nolan's next project. Now, he and Rainn Wilson have signed up for a movie titled Hesher that already has Natalie Portman on board as a star and producer. The Hollywood Reporter classifies this flick as a dramedy, and here's how it describes the plot:

The story centers on a loser twentysomething who invades the life of an awkward 13-year-old who is living with a pill-popping father and grandmother. Gordon-Levitt is playing the title character, a good and bad influence on the boy's life. Wilson is the dad trying to keep his family together after the death of his wife.

Portman plays a supermarket worker the kid falls for.

First of all, I didn't know what a "hesher" was until I looked it up online. I feel so behind the times. Also, I'm with Vulture on this point: "Dwight Schrute popping pills?! So, so wrong." Still, this film sounds cute and totally up my alley. What say you? Are you glad to see Gordon-Levitt booking more roles?

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Rainn, Teri, and More Serenade the Independent Spirits

BuzzSugar — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 09:30:40 -0800

Some of my favorite parts of the Independent Spirit Awards are the parody songs the show's writers whip up for each of the Best Feature nominees. I still can't hear Colbie Caillat's "Bubbly" without hearing the jokey lyrics poking fun at The Diving Bell and the Butterfly last year ("I can't move my toes/and I can't move my nose . . . ").

This year, Teri Hatcher took the stage to pay a special kind of tribute to Wendy and Lucy, Rainn Wilson donned spandex and grabbed the mike for a homage to The Wrestler, Christina Applegate retold Frozen River to the tune of "Proud Mary," and Oscar nominee Taraji P. Henson broke it down for Ballast. Unfortunately - or fortunately, depending on your perspective - Rachel Getting Married didn't get a parody, but Robyn Hitchcock showed up to sing "Up to Our Nex" from the film's soundtrack.

In case you missed it, I've clipped all the videos together, and you can check out all the celebrity parodies if you read more.

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The Office Rundown: Episode 12, "Duel"

BuzzSugar — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:00:16 -0800

Aaaaaand we're back! This new episode of The Office starts out with Michael running as fast as he can past the new radar gun set up just outside Dunder-Mifflin and ends with Dwight handing over his bow and arrows to the box of weapons Jim is holding. Only Office fans can truly make sense of this. It's a crazy day for Dunder-Mifflin employees: Michael's been summoned by David Wallace (who wants to talk about "big picture stuff") and the truth about Dwight and Angela is finally revealed to Andy, which leads to a duel between the two men.

What did you think of this episode? To see some of my favorite parts, read more.

Andy comes in and asks if he can have the floor. He then expresses his concern that no one has RSVPed for the wedding yet. Awkward! Jim says it's been 17 days and Andy still doesn't know about Angela and Dwight's affair, but that he'll figure it out when his kids turn out to have giant heads and beet-stained teeth.
I love Kevin and Oscar figuring out how to leverage their knowledge of Angela's indiscretions while still keeping their little insults relevant to work. It's kind of an interesting challenge, really. Kevin: "How about, 'I'm sorry I did such a whorish job filling out this form'?"
Dwight: "Rule 17: Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged or the dominant turkey during mating season. There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five." Then, a little song from Dwight's childhood: "Learn your rules, you better learn your rules. If you don't you'll be eaten in your sleep - arrrch!"
Michael wants Andy to know about the affair, but then he can't seem to bring himself to tell Andy until he's practically pulling out of the parking space. So he tells Andy through his car window and then quickly drives off. I liked this moment because it's so totally the way Michael would tell someone this information, but how sad is it to see the confused Andy alone in the parking lot?
Andy: "Just answer the question. Are you sleeping with Dwight?"
Angela: "A little bit."
Poor Andy. I really do feel for him.
David Wallace says that Michael's branch is doing very well and he wants to know what Michael is doing right. Michael launches into a long and convoluted sentence about nonsense, later explaining: "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation."
Andy: "I'd also like to take this opportunity to thank all of you for lying to my face and not telling me what's been going on this entire time."
Creed, happily: "You're welcome!" Man, Creed makes every scene just that much funnier.

Dwight and Andy decide on a duel. Andy says his weapon will be his bare hands. Dwight says that's stupid and he'll use a sword and cut off Andy's bare hands. Meredith calls dibs on the loser of the duel.
Jim goes around collecting all of Dwight's weapons from the office, including a scythe behind the copying machine. (Dwight: "How'd that get there?")
Once in the parking lot, Dwight only finds a letter from Andy attached to some bushes which includes, among other things, this line (probably my fave of the night): "The soft underbelly of my refined upbringing is my soft underbelly."
Best screaming match ever:
Dwight: "You're not a man, you don't know how to take care of her. All you do is dress fancy! And sing! Lalalalalala. What does that mean? You can't even protect her!"
Andy: "Protect her from what? Bears? You idiot! When was the last time you saw a damn bear in Scranton?"
Dwight: "Last year, idiot!"
Ha! Andy: "Go away, Tuna, I'm winning this!"
Dwight: "Sasquatch is only the strongest animal on the planet! So fine, call me a Sasquatch."
Dwight is stunned and hurt to find out that Angela had slept with Andy, too. The two men silently return to the office where Andy cancels the wedding cake (the one shaped like a sailboat) and Dwight deliberately throws his bobblehead doll of himself (which he used to use as a signal to Angela that they should meet) in the trash.
Back in New York, Michael is beaming from his meeting with David Wallace. "Just goes to show ya, leave Scranton, exciting things can happen!" This is, of course, hilarious because the Scranton office has had a pretty exciting day, too.

What did you think of "Duel"? The Dwight-Angela-Andy love triangle has come apart! What's next for these three?

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Buzz News Roundup, 12/19

BuzzSugar — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:30:21 -0800

Aretha Franklin is set to sing at Barack Obama's inauguration. - Billboard
Director Adam Shankman (Hairspray, Bedtime Stories) has two more movie projects lined up: Bob the Musical and a new take on the epic adventure Sinbad. - ComingSoon
HBO has picked up three comedies, including Bored to Death starring Jason Schwartzman and Hung starring Thomas Jane. - Zap2It
Barry Sonnenfeld will direct and produce the action-comedy The How-To Guide For Saving the World. - ComingSoon
Rainn Wilson and Jenna Fischer are both executive-producing new pilots at NBC. - Variety
United Artists will turn Fritz Leiber's 1952 supernatural thriller novel Conjure Wife into a feature film. - Variety
The Shield's Michael Chiklis is developing a series about a bad investment scheme - after becoming a victim of one himself. - The Hollywood Reporter
Frank Miller may direct a Buck Rogers movie. - Zap2It

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The Office Rundown: Episode 11, "Moroccan Christmas"

BuzzSugar — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:15:33 -0800

Merry Moroccan Christmas, Office fans! I really think this week's episode is totally old-school Office goodness, which is a great way to end the 2008 episodes. Plenty of superuncomfortable, cringe-worthy moments mixed with hilarious things and Jam cuteness and - perhaps my favorite part of all - another Jim prank for Dwight!

What did you think of "Moroccan Christmas"? To chat about the episode, read more.

Yay! Jim prank! He gift wraps what looks like Dwight's "desk," which Dwight thinks he can unwrap in five minutes because he can "skin a mule deer in less than 10 minutes."
This is Phyllis's first Christmas party as head of the Party Planning Committee, and her theme is Nights in Morocco. "This isn't your grandmother's Christmas party. Unless, of course, she's from Morocco, in which case it's very accurate."
Phyllis allows Angela to keep on her desk the camel, sheep, elephant, and the North African king of the Three Kings from her nativity scene, but she sweeps the rest of it into the top drawer. Phyllis doesn't think that lording the power of knowing about Angela's secret affair is blackmail. "I think for it to be blackmail, it would have to be a formal letter."
The most popular gift for kids this year is the Princess Unicorn doll (yes, she has a website!) - half-girl, half-unicorn. Dwight has bought all of them from nearby stores so that as Christmas approaches he can sell the dolls for a profit to desperate ("lazy") parents.
He calls the doll "genetically improbable," and of course tries to figure out the science behind how a unicorn princess could even exist. "How does that happen? A king has sex with a unicorn? A man has sex with a royal horse?"
Jim: "Yes."
Michael has created a drink called a One of Everything: equal parts scotch, absinthe, rum, gin, vermouth, triple sec, and two packets of Splenda. He has also mixed vodka with orange juice to make a orangevodjuiceka.
A man pays Dwight $200 for a Princess Unicorn doll! "Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-ka-ching."
Michael says to Kelly that this is what every day would be like if she never left India.
After she gets seriously drunk, Meridith's hair catches on fire, which leads Michael to hold an intervention for her - and an intervention = a surprise party for people who have addictions. "And you get in their face and scream at them and you make them feel really badly about themselves. And then they stop."

Also, we now know that Michael celebrates Groundhog Day privately.
In one monologue, Andy claims his nicknames were "Puke" (because he used to get "wicked hammered" so much), "Ace" (because he never let the drinking get in the way of acing all his courses), and "Buzz" (because he got straight Bs).
Dwight doesn't believe in interventions. "In the Schrute family we believe in a five-fingered intervention: Awareness, education, control, acceptance, and punching."
Meredith: "I don't mind telling you that I have an addiction. I do . . . to porn."
Michael asks what is going to happen when someday Meredith comes into work, and she is dead.
Dwight: "I stab her in the brain with a wooden stick." (This is apparently the most satisfying way to kill a zombie.)
Toby wants to get his kid the unicorn princess. "My ex-wife's gonna be so pissed. And for once Daddy's gonna be a hero." So when Darryl has bought the last doll from Dwight, Toby agrees to pay Darryl $400 for it. He then discovers that the doll is African-American.
Not gonna lie, watching Michael trying to get a screaming Meredith into rehab seriously stressed me out! It turns out Michael can't commit her to rehab against her will, so he has to find ways to push Meredith to hit rock bottom so that she'll then check herself into rehab. He thinks he can do this because he did it with Jan.
OMG - Phyllis announces to the room that Angela has been having sex with Dwight! Total awkwardness ensues, followed by a blithely unaware Andy walking in and saying that for the rest of their lives, he will always be there to bring Angela some Christmas cheer. Nobody says anything to him about the announcement.
Awwww, Andy: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!" And that . . . is the sound of my heart breaking just a little bit.

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The Office Rundown: Episode Nine, "Frame Toby"

BuzzSugar — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:33:00 -0800

You guys, Toby's back! I'm so happy! He's one of my all-time favorite supporting characters on The Office (who's yours?). Michael is none too pleased with this "sudden reappearance" and he tries to get Toby fired. Meanwhile, Jim has a pretty big surprise in store for Pam.

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I'm totally referring to brownies as "Pastry cubes made of sugar and fat" from now on.
I love Michael's immediate reaction to seeing Toby again. Toby: "Hi, Mic-"
Michael: "NOOO! GOD! NO! PLEASE, GOD, NO!"
Ha! Michael texts "911" to people so they'll call him back. Hilarious and sad.
Oh, man, Jim's house is painfully familiar-looking ("Why would you wanna buy ugly wood from trees when you can have paneling?"). Right down to the creepy clown picture.
Andy: "Whoa, you haven't told the missus about the castle? You're in for a spanking my friend." He then says there are no secrets between him and his "lady," while Angela looks away.
Creed says that he lives down by the quarry, too. "We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there."
Meredith: "'Sincerely, Disappointed.' Get off your high horse, richie."
Michael, before he tries to be nice to Toby: "You want to see some really high-caliber acting? Well, Mr. Kurt Russell you are about to be served." After his attempt, he says it's like trying to be friends to "an evil snail," and that he feels like he's dying inside. He equates himself to Neve Campbell's character in Scream 2, when the killer comes back and starts killing off all her friends. "Learned a lot of lessons from that movie. This is just one of them."
Dwight: "I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors."
Michael: "Me too."
Dwight thinks he's "the bait" for Toby to sexually harass someone, especially in his "mustard shirt."
Dwight: "Men find me desirable."
Michael: "Yes. Sure they do, Dwight."
Michael tells Pam to go over to Toby with a note that says, "Please hug and kiss me no matter how hard I struggle, I'm too shy to tell you that I love you."
Dwight suggests they frame Toby for using drugs. "Yeah, it's illegal. But everything they do on The Shield is illegal." He then says he framed a raccoon for opening a Christmas present, and a bear for eating out of the garbage (of course, begging the question why Dwight was eating out of the garbage).
Now one of my all time favorite Office lines: Michael says framing Toby seems awfully mean. "But sometimes the ends justify the mean."

Is Ryan one of the biggest d-bags on TV? I think so. As he tries to claim that he can't clean the microwave ("Pam, I am hopeless at that stuff!"), Pam asks him, "You've seen things clean before, though, right?" I love that she doesn't take his crap.
When the cops follow Dwight back to the annex, Creed stands up as if to put his hands up. "Just pretend we're talking until the cops leave."
Turns out the "marijuana" that Michael paid $500 for is a baggie of caprese salad.
Dwight, to the cops: "You have laws that protect you in any kind of interrogation, why don't you use them?"
Michael, after the failed framing: "Welcome back, jerky jerk face."
Ryan says he's going on a trip to Thailand with some friends from high school - "Well, a high school."
Oh, wow, if I had a husband and if he ever bought any house without asking me, it would not end well (also, any Brothers and Sisters fans in the house? This surprise-house-buying story was also in that episode!). Pam, however, is thrilled. "You bought me a house!"
Dwight's description of his perfect crime is. . . priceless.

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The Office Rundown: Episode Eight, "Business Trip"

BuzzSugar — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:30:54 -0800

This episode of The Office should just be called The Andy Show - he gets all the best lines and does a hilarious job delivering them. And I love the teaming up of Andy and Oscar. So unlikely, and thus, so very funny. The two of them accompany Michael on an "international" business trip to Canada (where they meet "Concierge Marie," played by Reno 911!'s Wendi McLendon-Covey!). Meanwhile, back at the office, Jim's excitement over Pam's return to Scranton ends abruptly when he learns some news.

To check out some of my favorite moments and share your own, read more.

Michael has Meredith pretend that she is from Abu Dhabi. "I am ashamed at your naked face, I must cover it with my jacket." He throws his jacket on her head. "You are now sexy in your culture."
Jim explains, "Pam comes back from New York next week and everyone here has just been so excited for me. And involved. And intrusive. And weird." Case in point: Kevin smacks Jim's butt!
Andy tells Angela he'll be good while in Canada, "Meaning I will try to get other dudes laid."
Ryan says he'll move into Kelly's area once Pam gets back. "This looks like where I'll probably do my push-ups every day." Kelly swears "that door is closed" and then makes out with Ryan on her desk.
Yay for guest star Wendi McLendon-Covey ("Concierge Marie")! She is one of my favorite funny ladies.
Michael: "A concierge is the Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha. This is a woman who has been trained in the fine art of fanciness and pleasure. And when you meet one, it is intoxicating. Just what the doctor ordered."
Pam tells Jim that she failed a class and has to stay in New York for another 12 weeks! Also: Seeing Pam cry makes me want to cry.
I'm just amazed by all the great moments Andy has this episode! To name a few:
"Come on it's Dandy Dale and Foppy McGee over there."
"Mademoiselle! Beer me dos Long Island iced teas, por favor. Bad decision in a glass."
"A guy needs intercourse!"
"You will thank me when they spank thee."
"You know, it's true what they say: Long Island iced teas are way stronger in Canada."
The pairing up of Oscar and Andy in a bar is genius. Oscar wonders what Andy could possibly see in Angela, to which Andy replies,"I see through a hard exterior to a little jelly in the middle. She is teaching me to be a better person. She's working really hard on that. And she has the softest skin I've ever seen, and I can't wait to have sex with her."

Oscar's drunk! And totally silly! Oscar tells Andy to call Angela and ask what is wrong with her, and when Angela picks up he blurts out "Why won't you do Andy?" before dissolving into giggles.
Andy: "That's Oscar and he wants to know why you won't do me and I think it's a valid question."
Angela: "Are you drunk?"
Andy: "This is Andy Bernard. . . I want to take you to sex school!"
Then we hear Dwight whisper, "Who is that, Monkey?"
Dwight says he's not surprised that Pam failed a class at art school, and insults Pam's painting of the office building, saying the shadows are coming from two different directions. "What? Are there two suns? Uh, last I checked that's not an office in the Andromeda galaxy!"
When Oscar thanks him for trying to hook him up. "You kidding me? It's what I do. You get the whole nine 'nards.'"
Ryan tells Kelly she needs to break up with Darryl, and he even typed out a breakup text message for her to send Darryl. They press Send together. Darryl responds saying it's cool. Kelly is thrilled but Ryan is totally deflated now that the danger of Darryl being angry and jealous is gone.
Andy says Angela is "so pissed" that she's taking them back to first base, which means Andy gets to kiss her forehead.
Oscar and Andy have bonded. Andy offers a chest bump and a "bro hug" before Oscar shakes his hand.
Andy: "I had to go all the way to Canada to get to know a guy who sits 20 feet away from me. And he's delightful!"
Wow, Michael tells David Wallace (right to his face, "over the phone") that sending Holly away was a sucky thing to do before hanging up on him. Then Michael claims that David Wallace shows a lot of respect for him when he doesn't fire him.
Pam comes back! Her little speech at the end is so sweet.

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The Office Rundown: Episode Seven, "Customer Survey"

BuzzSugar — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 10:42:28 -0800

It's almost like they have been listening to our wish for Pam to come back to the office on The Office because the tiny Bluetooth thing is such a clever way to keep her involved while she's also still pursuing her own goals in New York. That tiny Bluetooth provides a lot of the laughs in this episode, as does Dwight's paranoia about why he received such negative customer reviews. And, of course, Andy and Angela's wedding plans continue to be amusing - especially since they've chosen a location, adding a new twist to the storyline.
What did you think of "Customer Survey"? For some of my favorite moments and to add your own, read more.

Michael tells everyone he and Holly got engaged (but they didn't). Dwight's manic congratulating Michael on his engagement cracked me up: "Nothing can hurt you now, you're a man in love!"
Kelly bought a bridesmaid's dress - in white - for Michael's wedding.
Michael: "Kelly Kapur is our dusky, exotic customer serviec rep and once a year she will contact our clients and find out how happy they are wiht our salespeople. Sort of a 'Kapur's List,' Schindler's List parody. . . That's not appropriate."
Jim jokes that Pam is a gold digger. I just love that Pam and Jim have the world's smallest Bluetooths!
Dwight's total bewilderment at Jim seemingly talking to himself is hilarious. After Jim says "I love you" to Pam, Dwight cries, "What do you think I'm saying to you?!"
Andy, on the phone with "the best tentist on the East Coast," while looking at Angela's all-gray outfit: "Would you be able to do the same design but with walls of gray? And a top that's gray too?"
"There's our smudgeness." Michael to Jim, meaning smugness.
Jim tells Pam he may not have done so hot on his customer reviews this year. Pam replies, "Maybe it's 'cause you spent the whole year flirting with the receptionist."
Jim: "Little bit. Worth it." Aww!

Michael asks Jim what a more micro form of management is called. Jim: "Microgement?"
Andy calls the Shangri-La tent "really simple. It's really tasteful."
Angela: "I don't want to be married in a tent like a hobo."
Andy: "Hobos live in trains." Ultimately, Angela says he can have his tent as long as it's in "a hand-ploughed field" and there's an old barn. Then she describes the Schrute Farms barn in great detail.
Jim "Bill Buttlicker" playing with Dwight on their mock phone call is awesome, classic Office. He gets Dwight to scream "Buttlicker! Our prices have never been lower!!!" Jim (Mr. Buttlicker) gets Dwight in trouble for yelling at the client, and then says he'll buy $1 million worth of paper products because he likes the sound of Michael's voice.
Dwight screeches to a stop in front of Jim and opens the door, "Get in!" He then swerves quickly into a parking spot and blasts "Centerfold" in case anyone's listening.
Dwight: "Who are you talking to?!"
Jim: "Pam."
Dwight: "She's not here, Jim!"
Jim: "No, she's not."
Dwight tells a customer to shut up because he thinks he hears someone breathing on the line. He thinks Kelly's listening in and rushes to her "nook."
Kelly: "Dwight, get out of my nook!"
Pam, dancing a bit in her chair, "That's what she said. That's what she said! That's what she said!" Cutest. Pam moment. Ever.
Kelly gave out the mugs with everyone's faces on them at her America's Got Talent finale party over the summer. Jim discovers that Kelly gave Dwight and Jim poor reviews because they never went to her party. When confronted, Kelly claims she did it because she was raped.
Michael: "You cannot say 'I was raped' and expect all of your problems to go away. Not again. Don't keep doing that."
Possibly my favorite part in the whole show is when Michael, speaks to Kelly privately: "I have an enormous amount of trouble trying to get people to come to my place. And I hate it. I can't tell you how much leftover guacamole I have ended up eating over the years. I don't even know why I keep making such great quantities." He tells her that they'll sit for a while to make it look good and that she should make herself cry. She starts to, but ends up laughing instead, and Michael joins her. (This part may or may not have made me feel a little misty.)
Jim hears Pam's conversation with Alex (Harry Crane from Mad Men!) during which he tells her he thinks she shouldn't move back to Scranton. Pam says, "Jim's in Scranton." But Alex says she shouldn't regret not staying, 50 years from now. Oooh, the drama. . !
Dwight shows Andy and Angela the album of photos of weddings at Schrute Farms and then says straight to Angela in a husky tone, "I will work tirelessly for you over the coming months and be at your constant disposal. Please, feel free to call or stop by anytime of the day or night."
Andy: "That's very generous."
Andy, as he covers Angela's hands, "Dwight, you are gonna make us so happy."

I'm loving this new twist in the Andy-Angela-Dwight triangle! This episode is awesome.

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