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Who Do You Think Was Worst Dressed at the SAG Awards?

PopSugar — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 11:59:51 PST

There were many lovely gowns on the red carpet at last night's Screen Actors Guild Awards in LA, ranging from the bold whites to the belted and those with lots of lace. Mila Kunis's Alexander McQueen dress seems to be your favorite from the evening, but as always a few of the ensembles fell short of the stylish mark. So, take a look at the options below and tell us - who do you think was worst dressed at the SAGs?

Anna Paquin Takes the Gold in Stella McCartney

FabTV — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:18:18 PST

Anna Paquin glittered in her gold sequin Stella McCartney gown at the 2010 Golden Globes. Her best accessory was her handsome husband-to-be, Stephen Moyer. Stars such as Olivia Wilde in Gucci, Jenna Fischer in vintage Halston, Christina Aguilera in Versace, and Heather Graham in Elie Saab also shimmered in metallic dresses on the red carpet.

The Office Rundown: Episode Six, "Employee Transfer"

BuzzSugar — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:47:45 PDT

I'll admit this wasn't my favorite episode of The Office, but even when it's lukewarm, this show is still one of the highlights of my TV week. I loved seeing all the Halloween costumes in the beginning and I was hoping it would be a whole Halloween episode, but alas, the plot centered on Michael (and Darryl!) helping Holly move, Dwight royally messing with Andy's mind and Pam attempting to team up with Jim's brothers to pull a prank on him.

What did you think of this episode? To read about some of the moments I liked the most,

Kelly is dressed as Carrie from Sex and the City. "Now can you help walk me to the fax machine?" Stanley wears a mask so he can sleep at his desk. And Andy is a "kitten."
Creed's Joker impression is eerily good! Haha, Kevin, also in Joker makeup: "Dammit Creed, I've been up since four!"
Aww, Pam's Charlie Chaplin (at corporate, where nobody else dresses up for Halloween) is so cute! "I can't even take off my hat. Because then I'm Hitler."
OMG, the first time Michael, Holly and Darryl all belt out "Life Is a Highway" in the car, driving Holly to New Hampshire, is fantastic.
Adorable Pam: She tells Jim's brothers to come early so they could play a prank on Jim at lunch. "I think they're into the idea. They're probably thinking, that Pam Beasley, she's the coolest sister-in-law on the planet. She's the best! The absolute best." Unfortunately, her plan is overruled by the brothers who want to go instead with their old trick of ranking on Jim's girlfriends, this time ridiculing Pam's aspirations to be an artist.
Michael, as he turns up "Life Is a Highway" again: "Here we go, fourth time is the charm." Suddenly, Holly's crying! Michael says quietly, "Did Darryl touch you?"
Michael: "Holly thinks that this relationship is over. Well you know what? I am not giving up that easy. I am going to make this way harder than it needs to be."

Meredith says she dated a couple guys from Cornell. "They were really nice. They gave me a ride home."
Andy: "I seriously doubt that anyone from Cornell dated you."
Creed: "It's pronounced 'kernel' (Colonel) and it's the highest rank in the military."
Andy: "It's pronounced 'cor-nell!' It's the highest rank in the Ivy League!"
Holly's stressing about the long-distance relationship, to which Michael says, "Here's my wish. I want you to meet a great guy and I want you to be happy. My wish has come true, incidentally, because you've met me and you are happy."
Michael starts crying (as Darryl calls someone and leaves a voicemail message begging them to call him back), "Please don't do this! Please don't do this. . . I don't know what I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna be OK! I'm not strong! I'll go back to Jan and I hate Jan!"
Dwight: "Andy, I've been meaning to ask you, which acapella group should I join? The Harmoniacs, or the Do-Re-Migos?"
Andy is the one interviewing Dwight for admission to Cornell! He tells Dwight the time and place of the interview: "When the hourglass strikes three, then in the room whence employees confer."
Andy lists Dwight's influences: Dane Cook, Jack Bauer, Eli Whitney. Then Dwight and Andy get into a duel of writing reports on each other for Cornell, ending in Dwight pulling the desk across the room away from Andy.
Aww, the prank on Jim is so bad! Poor Pam. "Got you." Later Pam suggests, "Hey, how 'bout at Thanksgiving we prank Tom about being bald?"
Michael and Holly's parting - so sad! And was that really it? I mean, that's it?
In the car ride back to Scranton, Darryl starts singing the blues. Michael: "That's a really pretty song." Then Michael starts singing with him, smiling.
Ha! Andy comes into the office with beets from "Bernard Farms," a straw hat and overalls with no shirt underneath it. He says he now has a beet farm.

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The Office Rundown: Episode Five, "Crime Aid"

BuzzSugar — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:30:23 PDT

This week's episode of The Office starts off with Pam working her new part-time job at the Dunder-Mifflin corporate office in New York. Corporate New York Pam has such gorgeous hair! Elsewhere in the episode, Jim starts to feel slightly uneasy about his long-distance relationship with Pam while Holly and Michael's relationship heats up. The office is robbed and Michael decides to hold a "Crime Aid" auction to raise money for the stolen items.

To read about some of my favorite parts and share your own,

Michael and Holly went on a mini-golf date. Coincidentally, you can play "The Office Mini-Putt" on NBC's Office website.
Andy: "Oh, and am I right in assuming that Dwight is short for D. Money? Because that's what I wrote on your save-the-date." Then, to Jim: "J. Money. Or should it be T. Money for Tuna?"
Phyllis, as Dwight carves a knife out of a piece of wood: "You're making a knife with a knife?"
Dwight: "You got a better way?" I love the little friendship that springs up between Phyllis and Dwight in this episode!
Mike flat out asks Holly if they're going to have sex later and she says, "Hell yeah." So Michael thinks he'll probably get soup for dinner. "Something light."
Dwight: "She introduced me to so many things. Pasteurized milk. Sheets. Monotheism. Presents on your birthday. Preventative medicine."
I love Michael and Holly playing Crazy Eights with funny voices. They're so good for each other! And then Holly locks the camera people outside so she can make out with Michael in the office building - but we can still hear them.
The office is robbed and Dwight says it's possible the thieves were "vintage HP computer collectors."
Andy tells Angela she's safe with him because he's a good screamer.
Creed: "Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton."
Michael: "Come on! Let's have an auction! Let's do this. We'll auction off people, like in the olden days." Stanley gives a look.
Holly: "Michael scored the big ticket item: Springsteen tickets. The boss scored The Boss!"
"Yeah, I think that's pretty boss."
"He knows how to get things. He got me." They are grinning at each other like fools!

Dwight corners Angela when she emerges from the bathroom. "Listen to me close, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. You either break off your engagement with that singing buffoon, apologize and then date me or you can say goodbye to this."
CRIME AID: Crime Reduces Innocence Makes Everyone Angry I Declare
Darryl: "Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three were Huey Lewis and the News, one was Tracy Chapman 'Fast Car,' and my personal favorite, 'Short People.'"
Michael buys a yoga lesson by Holly for $300. He then bangs the gavel, which squeaks to his dismay. "It squeaks when you bang it. That's what she said."
Michael: "It just says Creed."
Creed: "Yeah, that's all-inclusive."
Aww. As we hear the lyrics "me and the blues," Dwight looks at Angela for her answer but she just looks at Andy. Dwight turns away, dejected. Later, he actually lets the air out of Phyllis's tires to get her outside to talk. When she tells him to move on from Angela, Dwight says that Phyllis is just trying to secure her place as head of the party planning committee. "You're just being selfish." So she slaps him!
Dwight: "And you slap like a girl."
Roy walks into the bar! Thankfully, Jim and Roy are civil with each other, and Roy even congratulates Jim on the engagement. But then Roy makes Jim feel insecure about Pam having a good time without him in New York. So, Jim says he's going to see Pam. But then he makes a U-turn and smiles, saying that he's "not that guy. And we are not that couple."
Aww, there's actually a bidding war going on for Phyllis's hug! Dwight keeps bidding one penny more than everyone else's bid. Bob Vance wins with his bid of $1000! I love it.
Michael tells everyone that he doesn't have the Springsteen tickets. For a moment I wondered if he had the tickets but wanted to use them for himself and Holly. Holly grinning from ear to ear: "The Springsteen tickets seemed too good to be true. But a lot of Michael seems too good to be true. So far it's all true. But yeah, those tickets really seemed too good to be true."
David Wallace arrives at the auction to offer up a weekend at his place in Martha's Vineyard. Later, he spots Michael and Holly kissing. David Wallace: "No. I did not know that Michael was dating Holly."

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The Office Rundown: Episode Four, "Baby Shower"

BuzzSugar — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:31:15 PDT

Am I alone in thinking this week's episode of The Office is super emotional? Between the Michael-Holly-Jan triangle and Jim and Pam's out-of-sync phone calls, this episode put the "dram" in "dramedy." However, Astrid (unfortunately misspelled as "Astird") is a hilarious name for a baby. It just keeps making me laugh.

To see what other moments made me laugh (and what made me go "awww!"),

Jim's chart of Michael-Jan-sperm donor-watermelon is such a fantastic way to start the episode. "Michael is related to this baby through. . . delusion."
Dwight helps Michael prepare for Jan's labor by "giving birth" to a watermelon that he coated in butter because "newborns are slippery." Also, I had to stop my recording at this line from Dwight because I was laughing too hard: "Growing up, I performed my own circumcision."
"Astird" is apparently the name of "a viking princess."
Michael is not pleased with the baby shower preparation and says to Phyllis that they gave her her wedding shower there. "We all came into this room and gave you a golden shower. Well, where's my golden shower, Phyllis?"
I always love the Phyllis storylines. "I do enjoy being head of the party planning committee. I'm no longer under Angela's heel, and her little grape head is under mine." Little grape head!
That first phone call between Pam and Jim (as Jim tries to keep up with Pam's convoluted story) is stressful! And then, Dwight: "Who's Sarah Kayacomesin?"
OMG, Angela's baby picture! When Andy puts his baby picture next to Phyllis's by accident, Angela calls him a pervert.

Michael says that Jan "is in the terminal stages of her pregnancy."
Michael is kind of adorable in his own bizarre mixed-up way as he plans to ignore Holly, who he basically says is more attractive than Jan, so that Jan won't feel badly.
Stanley: "I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They're always complaining. I have varicose veins too. I have swollen ankles, I'm constantly hungry. Do you think my nipples don't get sore, too? Do you think I don't need to know the fastest way to the hospital?"
Jan already had the baby and she didn't tell Michael!
Michael: "So, this is Astird."
Jan: "Astrid."
Wow, the montage of Michael with babies is so freaking cute. "Babies are drawn to me and I think it's because they see me as one of them but cooler, and with my life put together a little bit. If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war. There would be no government, and things could get terrible. Actually probably it would be a better screenplay idea than a serious suggestion."
I love it when Jan sings "Son of a Preacher Man." And Stanely's face! Unbelievable.
Dwight thinks a $1,200 stroller should be indestructible, so he tries to destroy it. "Play time is over!" he roars.
Jan says that the afterbirth floats, to which Creed mutters, "It must be like the tide at Omaha Beach."
Michael: "I usually love babies, but when I held Astrid I just felt. . . shortchanged."
Michael says to Darryl that he's a baby daddy. Darryl: "You should stop calling yourself baby daddy."
Michael: "Why, Darryl, because I'm quote white, quote-unquote?"
Angela covers and surrounds Astrid with vegetables (including draping leaves on her) and takes pictures of her! Andy says she's "nature's bounty."
Ugh! Jan shoots down each of Holly's jokes and then tells Michael not to date Holly! Jerk.
But Michael just goes inside, walks straight to Holly, hugs her and then asks her out. "I didn't feel much when I held Astrid. But I got a good feeling from Holly." Aww!
I think I could have done without the back-and-forth of Jim and Pam leaving each other messages at the end. It's cute, but for some reason I just didn't care that much.

So many hilarious moments this week! What were your favorite parts?

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The Office Rundown: Episode 6, "Branch Wars"

BuzzSugar — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:25:31 PDT

Karen's back! At least for this week's episode of The Office, Karen makes a return appearance, and she's clearly not over Jim yet. Also, she extends an offer to Stanley to join her sales team at the Utica office. When Stanley tells Michael about this, Michael, Dwight and Jim go on a mission to send the message to Karen that if she "poaches" Stanley, the will "burn Utica to the ground."

Yet another solid, classic half-hour of Office goodness. Check out the lines and moments I loved most this week:

Michael rigs a Ferris Bueller’s Day Off-style dummy that activates a tape with a snoring sound to make it look like Michael's sleeping at his desk.
Stanley: "I don’t understand why sleeping at your desk is better than you not being here."
Michael: “You can’t take the funny black guy from the office! ... I don’t know how George Bush did it when Colin Powell left."

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Pam: “Oscar, Toby and I are founding members of the Finer Things Club.”
Oscar: “Besides having sex with men, I would say that the Finer Things Club is the gayest thing about me.”
Salesperson from Utica when Michael calls to offer him a position: “Didn’t everyone from Scranton quit, like immediately?”
Michael: “No, I fired them, and you’re next. So… what do you say?”
During the car ride to the Utica branch, Dwight pees in an empty can. “I think I cut my penis on the lip!”

Andy: ”The Finer Things Club is the most exclusive club in this office. Naturally it’s where I need to be. The Party Planning Committee is my backup and Kevin’s band is my safety.”
There is a sign that reads "Finer Things Club in Progress, please be respectful," with a picture of the Munch painting "The Scream" and a red slash through it.
Dwight: “The eyes are the groin of the head.”
Jim: “Karen’s back.”
Michael, over the walkie-talkie: "Take her to a hotel, make love to her. Do it Jim, just climb on top of her and think about Stanley."
Karen: "I cried for weeks over that guy, so yeah, seeing him climb out of a PT Cruiser in a ladies warehouse uniform? Felt pretty good."
The interaction between Karen and Jim at the end is so painful and awkward!
Karen: “Thank you so much for coming to Utica and breaking my copier and telling me how well things are going in your relationship."
Michael asks Pam to help him with a want ad. "Wanted: Middle-aged black man with sass. Big butt. Bigger heart."
Stanley: "How on earth did Micahel call my bluff? Is he some kind of secret genius?" He chuckles. "Sometimes I say crazy things."
Jim joins the Finer Things Club and they get ready to discuss Angela's Ashes. Toby: "Who was the main character?"
Jim: “Angela... No. Ashes.”
Pam mouths “sorry” to Oscar.

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The Office Rundown: Episode 5, "Local Ad"

BuzzSugar — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:32:03 PDT

This week The Office returned to its half-hour format, and I couldn't be happier. I thought this week's episode was pitch-perfect, classic Office goodness. Michael is determined to make a Dunder-Mifflin commercial that's better and more creative than the one made for the corporate office. Meanwhile, Dwight continues to pine for Angela, escaping into Second Life... and Second Second Life. The viewing of Michael's version of the ad brought just the right amount of funny and heartwarming.

There were some hilarious moments this week, so check out my highlights below:

Michael calls Stanley the key to their "urban vibe," to which Stanley responds, "I grew up in a small town. What about me seems urban to you?”
Michael: "Stanley is hilarious."
Michael then calls Phyllis their Mrs. Butterworth. "Kind of a less urban Aunt Jemima."
Dwight: "Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user virtual environment. It doesn’t have points or scores, it doesn’t have winners or losers."
Jim: "Oh, it has losers."

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Dwight: “I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. In my second life, I was also a paper salesman and I was also named Dwight. Absolutely everything was the same. Except I could fly."
Andy explains to Dwight that he and Angela have been “necking.”
“But only necking. Not actually kissing our mouths, just neck on neck. It’s just like rubbing-slash-nuzzling our necks together. It’s hot, I’m not going to lie to you, but it’s a little weird."

Kevin says he kind of knows what it’s like to be in commercials because his nickname in high school was Kool-Aid man. Then he makes the Kool-Aid man face!
Meredith: “I’m excited about doing the ad, but I’m not really used to doing videos with so many people around.”
Creed calls Sue Grafton "crazy hot."
Angela: “I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated."
I love the lyrics to the Darryl's Dunder-Mifflin song: "Dunder Mifflin: The People Person’s Paper People."
Dwight: “She called you D?”
Andy: "Yeah, D for Andy."
In Michael's commercial, Dwight's paper reads, “You have a son. And it’s me."
"Dunder Mifflin: Limitless paper in a paperless world."

What did you think of this week's Office?

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The Office Rundown: Episode 4, "Money"

BuzzSugar — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:16:28 PDT

In this week's episode of The Office we find Michael moonlighting as a telemarketer because of his money troubles. In other news, Dwight pines after Angela some more and struggles with the fact that Andy is actively pursuing her (by moonwalking past Accounting). For most of the hour-long episode, Pam and Jim act with uncommon compassion toward Dwight, taking pity on him in his distressed state. This doesn't stop them from going to his beet farm bed-and-breakfast out of sick curiosity, however.

I could have done with more of the beet farm agrotourism stuff and less of Michael's story. There was something off about this week's episode. It's never really a good thing when I'm checking the clock and feeling antsy at the 20-minute mark of an hour-long episode.

There were definitely some highlights, however, so to read about some of my favorite parts,

Michael has taken to treating Pam in whatever way is in keeping with the movie he's currently watching. When he calls her "Mo Cuishle" Pam realizes he's watching Million Dollar Baby, and then worries that he's going to kill her.
Dwight: "TripAdvisor is the life blood of agrotourism industry. A couple of bad reviews there you may as well close up shop. That’s what took down the Stalk Inn. One of the cutest little asparagus farms you’ll ever see."
At the beet farm not-B&B, there are three rooms, each with a different theme: America, Irrigation and Nighttime.

Stanley: "When I’m at home at night in my own house, in my sweats, drinking some red wine, watching my mystery stories, the last thing in the whole God-forsaken world I want to hear is the voice of Michael Scott."
Michael: "And the best way to start is to hit Start, and up comes the toolbar. That’s what she said."
On the topic of "whomever" vs. "whoever":
Stanley: "How did Ryan use it, as an object?"
Kelly: "Ryan used me as an object."
Michael: "No one, uh, asked you anything ever, so whomever’s name is Toby why don’t you take a letter opener and stick it into your skull."
Pam: "What’s up?"
Andy: "Me, all night, dreaming about Angela’s smokin’ hot body."
Pam: "You’re being gross."
Andy: "Not from a male perspective."
As Kelly’s leaving Darryl she makes the “whatever” W-symbol, the “loser” L-symbol and then a slash symbol across her throat.
Michael: "Oh-kay, I know what’s going on. You’re talking about Jim and Pam. If they’re having sex. What it looks like."
Creed calls bankruptcy “nature’s do-over.”
Michael: "Like the witness protection program.”
Oscar: “Not at all.”
Creed: “Exactly!”
Michael: “We’ll find another way. We’ll ask PowerPoint.”
Oscar: “Michael, this is a presentation tool.”
Michael: “You’re a presentation tool… if you think I’m going to tell Jan about this."
Oscar to Jan: "So, due to Michael's clever financial maneuvering, he finds himself tremendously in debt."
Dwight makes a mournful whale sound when he’s sad. That was probably my favorite part of the episode, in addition to Jim kissing Pam in the office after talking to Dwight, when a collective "awww" was heard throughout the land of Office viewers.

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"The Office" Rundown: Episode 3, "Launch Party"

BuzzSugar — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:59:14 PDT

I woke up this morning with ABBA's "Take a Chance on Me" bopping in my head and I had to giggle. Who would have thought Angela would become such a hot ticket at Dunder-Mifflin? I enjoyed this week's episode of "The Office" well enough, but I'm still not digging the hour-long episodes, and this week's felt like it dragged a little.

In this episode, all the Dunder-Mifflin offices are celebrating the launch of the company's website (Dunder-Mifflin Infinity) with separate parties that will communicate through an online video chat. In other news, Dwight is determined to sell more paper than the website does, prompting Jim and Pam to play another of their infamous pranks. Oh, and Michael holds a pizza delivery kid hostage in the conference room.

For some of my favorite parts of the episode, and to add your own (spoilers ahead!),

Jim signing Meredith's diaper-type cast is a great way to start the episode.
I loved all of Michael's derogatory remarks about Angela's petite size, from calling her "pipsqueak" and "booster seat" to mimicking a sign by a roller coaster: "If you are not this tall, you may not ride the roller coaster."
Michael: "Well the website is the brainchild of my brainchild, Ryan. It is my brain grandchild."
I might be alone in this sentiment, but I really love the storylines involving Phyllis. I love that she Googled tips on dealing with difficult people because of Angela. And then she throws the Post-It notes at Angela's face! "That shut up her up!"
Dwight asks "the computer": "How do I know this isn’t Jim?"
To which "computer" responds: "What is a Jim?"
Dwight: "I have been salesman of the month for 13 out of the last 12 months. You heard me right.. I did so well last February that corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise." He holds up the plaques to either side of his face.
Jim and Pam say "not it" at the same time to get out of taking Michael’s other ticket to the party.
Pam: "I won."
Jim: "If anything, it was a tie."
Pam: "Tie goes to the girlfriend."

Dwight types: "Here’s a suggestion, computer. I assume you read binary so why don’t you 0110111101101011."
Jim: "Okay. While you were typing that I searched every database in existence and learned every fact about everything. And mastered the violin. Oh! And sold more paper."
Dwight: "Dammit Kelly, it knows! It knows what you did!"
Darryl: "Hey, how about instead of yelling at our sweet old miss Kapur over 500 sheets of paper you get back to your desk, start selling multiple reams, like a man." Then, to Kelly, "So you still missing Ryan?"
Kelly: "Not so much anymore."
Angela: "How do you tell someone it’s over? You send them a notarized letter, right? Well, what if the recipient is your notary?"
Andy: "They say you should never mix business with pleasure. Really. Well explain to me how a putt-putt golf company operates."
Dwight says he knows the pizza delivery kid because he steals Dwight's hemp.
Pizza kid: "Yeah I know that guy. He’s the farmer who grows really crappy weed."
Michael: "I am not kidnapping him. I’m keeping him until I get what I want."
Michael says to Ryan on the video chat, "Hey I just think you should know that one of my salesmen beat your stupid computer. So take that a-hole."
Andy sings "Take a Chance on Me" with two of his friends singing backup on speakerphone! I just had to write about that again because it kind of made my week.

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"The Office" Rundown: Episode 2, Dunder-Mifflin Infinity

BuzzSugar — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:37:05 PDT

In this week's episode of "The Office," Ryan returns to the Scranton branch to explain that Dunder-Mifflin is becoming faster, younger and more efficient with a new website and new technologies, like BlackBerrys for every employee. Michael decides these ideas are ageist and opts for an old-fashioned way of making business connections. Meanwhile, there's trouble between Dwight and Angela, and Jim and Pam "come out." To see some of the things that I liked best about this week's episode, and to add your own thoughts,

I love how bitter and childish Toby acts about Pam and Jim's relationship, saying they don't need to sign the paperwork because theirs just a casual thing.
Andy: "Jim Halpert’s off the market. Guess who just became the best looking single guy in the office."
Pam reads off Michael's list of "that's what she said" setup lines: "'Can you make that straighter? That job looks hard. You should put your mouth on that.' How can you use that one naturally?"
Michael: "Blowing up balloons, I thought."
Dwight pulls a cat out from under his coat. "He’s a feral barn cat! I trapped him last night and I’m giving him to you as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed."
Angela: "Her name was Sprinkles."
Dwight: "And this one’s name is Garbage."
When Angela leaves, Dwight throws the cat into another office.

Jim points out that Dunder-Mifflin already has a website, one that says "Under construction. Coming Christmas 2002!"
Phyllis: "Sorry, I didn’t know you guys were in here."
Jim: "Oh, we’re just sitting here."
Phyllis: "Oh. I couldn’t see your hands."
"We have a date!" Kelly squeals after she tricks Ryan into going to dinner with her by telling him she’s pregnant
Michael says he would have printed out new photos for his ageism presentation, but there was no more ink left in the printer. Cut to Creed's new ink-black hair.
Michael: "Why do we as a society hate old people so much?"
Creed: "Because they’re lame."
Angela breaks up with Dwight saying "I will leave your toothbrush on top of your tire tomorrow morning."
The new young "almost 30" Creed, to Ryan: "Hey bra, I been meaning to ask you, can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy’s gotta ride the Bull, am I right? Later, skater."
Michael, talking to one of his former clients about children: "Ah, they grow up so fast. I have a few of my own that I want someday."
Michael: "Life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake."

What did you think of this week's "Office"?

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