One of my favorite moments from last night's "America's Next Top Model" — and there were many — was when Jael, conducting a model-on-the-street interview while wearing a tutu over jeans, declared: "I think I'm good at talking to other human beings." I find this funny, because the first time I saw Jael, I actually thought: "Wow, she has such a bizarre way of interacting with other human Read more

Jael, I hate to harsh your "girl power" mellow, but what the hell are you on?! I don't get how you can look so punk and yet talk like a hippie dippie 60's acid casualty. Take some enunciation classes, girl! It's sad that, although English is your first language and it's Natasha's second, you're the one who gets subtitled on the show. Read more

Hair weaves gone horribly wrong, uncomfortable celebrity encounters, bitchy group interventions — now that's the bad reality TV I know and love! After a pretty boring past few episodes, "America's Next Top Model" returned to top form last night. The girls prove that cleverness is not their strong suit when they're asked to invent new names and personas. Whitney becomes "Whitelle," Sarah Read more

The makeover show is usually my favorite episode of "America's Next Top Model," but wasn't last night's just kind of depressing? I mean, poor Jael! First, she finds out that a close friend of hers has just died from an overdose, which I thought ANTM handled in a really uncomfortable way. (Also, does the episode title, "The Girl Who Cries All the Time," refer to Jael? If so, doesn't that seem a Read more