ANTM: Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!
It's a personality contest, it's Darwin's survival of the bitchiest, it's a freakshow, it's Gender 101...whatever "America's Next Top Model" is, it terrifies me, and hence I cannot take my eyes off of it. Mila, the pathologically chipper model you see here was preceded by a model who was forced by Tyra to talk about childhood sexual abuse. Natch, that other model was kicked off, and Mila stayed. Read more









