Everyone loves a good Godfather quote. People even quote the movie in other movies, like in You've Got Mail when Tom Hanks told Meg Ryan to "go to the mattresses." And that other time in You've Got Mail when Tom Hanks was all, "What day of the week is it? 'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday." Solid gold. Check out the bits we find ourselves quoting below and let us know what your favorite lines Read more

It's hard to imagine a stoner comedy called Dude, Where's My Car? would leave such a lasting impression, but with its alien strippers, space-time continuums, and incredibly persistent drive-through workers, it's become an endlessly quotable flick. Fun fact: the title of the movie itself (probably the most recited line from the film) was grabbed from a scene in cult hit The Big Lebowski, so it was Read more

Will Ferrell has given us so many amazing movie quotes over the years, but it's important to look back and remember the SNL spin-off flick where it all started. A Night at the Roxbury was one of his first starring roles, as he and Chris Kattan play privileged heirs to a fake plant empire by day and Richard Grieco-praising club rats by night. Let's just say that Haddaway's "What Is Love" has never Read more

Steven Spielberg's 1975 classic Jaws stands alone as the mother of all Summer blockbusters. There's surf, sand, sun, and, of course, a mega-sized great white shark. 37 years after its original run, Universal is finally releasing the flick on Blu-ray in August. Let's celebrate by citing our favorite lines, though I don't think we're gonna be able to fit Quint's epic U.S.S. Indianapolis monologue Read more

It's been 27 years since Marty McFly crawled into a DeLorean and ended up in 1955, but the quotes from Back to the Future are still as prolific as ever. From George McFly's stuttering proclamations of love to Doc Brown's harried calculations, we grew up citing lines from Robert Zemeckis's classic time-travel hit. Here's a sampling of our favorite quotes, what are yours? "1.21 gigawatts!" — Read more

The Three Stooges remake opens in theaters on Friday, but we've been thinking about another Farrelly Brothers classic, the quintessential crude romantic comedy, There's Something About Mary. With a cast full of stars like Cameron Diaz and Ben Stiller, it's hard to believe the hit came out 14 years ago! It seems like just yesterday Ted was getting his "frank and beans" caught in his zipper. Here Read more

This week's 3D release of Titanic has got us all in a tizzy. Sifting through all the iconic pictures brought us right back to the first time we saw the grandeur of the giant, "unsinkable" ship and the first time we heard some of these now-infamous lines. Fifteen years ago, when the film originally hit screens, none of us could have predicted the staying power of Rose's last words to Jack, but we Read more

It's ironic that a movie that was created out of heartbreak came to produce some of the funniest lines we quote on a weekly basis. Jason Segel, Paul Rudd, Kristen Bell, Russell Brand, Jonah Hill, and Jack MacBrayer all provide hilarious one-liners in 2008's Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Not only did it introduce us to director Nicolas Stoller, but it spawned an Aldous Snow-centric sequel, Get Him to Read more

There may be no wacky camp comedy in history as quotable as the cult classic Wet Hot American Summer (until the forthcoming Wet Hot sequel, that is). We are often caught scribbling Gene's inappropriate food-based musings in our gournals as we try to remember if the reunion is at 9:00 or 9:30 (we hope it's 9:00 because we have something at 11:00.) Here are a couple of our favorite lines, but tell Read more

With 21 Jump Street opening on Friday, we've been thinking back to Jonah Hill's humble beginnings as a crude teen in one of our favorite high school comedies of the decade: Superbad. Judd Apatow's 2007 flick has forever secured a place in our hearts after coining little gems like "samesies" and "camel tail," among some other choice NSFW terms. We've picked a few of our favorite lines, what are Read more