The Fiercest — and Weirdest — Parts of Lady Gaga's New Video

Lady Gaga released her music video for "G.U.Y." on Saturday, making it the first we've seen from her since August, when she released "Applause." The new video, more than seven minutes long, includes Andy Cohen as a god in the sky, the unofficial Real Housewives of Beverly Hills band, the resurrections of Michael Jackson, Jesus, and Gandhi, plenty of amazing dance sequences, and more. It also features snippets of a handful of other songs on the album: "Artpop" takes over during the intro before transitioning into "Venus," and then "Manicure" plays during the credits. We're going over all of the noteworthy moments from the video, from the totally strange to the downright fierce. Join us, won't you?

Weird: When She Starts the Video Off as an Impaled Winged Creature

Weird: When She Starts the Video Off as an Impaled Winged Creature

Fierce: When She Transforms Into an Angelic Vegas Show Girl

Fierce: When She Transforms Into an Angelic Vegas Show Girl

Weird: When the Synchronized Swimmers Try to Drown Her

Weird: When the Synchronized Swimmers Try to Drown Her

Fierce: Her White Bodysuit, White Hair, and Rose-Squeezing Skills

Fierce: Her White Bodysuit, White Hair, and Rose-Squeezing Skills

Weird: Andy Cohen Hanging Out in the Clouds

Weird: Andy Cohen Hanging Out in the Clouds

Fierce: All of Her Glory in Her White Room

Fierce: All of Her Glory in Her White Room

Fierce: Whatever This Outfit Is

Fierce: Whatever This Outfit Is

Weird: Whatever This Outfit Is

Weird: Whatever This Outfit Is

Fierce: Giving Katniss a Run For Her Money

Fierce: Giving Katniss a Run For Her Money

Weird: When She Becomes a Lego Torso Without Legs

Weird: When She Becomes a Lego Torso Without Legs

Fierce: This Epic Dance Sequence

Fierce: This Epic Dance Sequence

Weird: Bringing Back Michael Jackson (and Jesus and Gandhi)

Weird: Bringing Back Michael Jackson (and Jesus and Gandhi)

Fierce: That Platinum Blond, Ankle-Length Hair

Fierce: That Platinum Blond, Ankle-Length Hair

Weird: Whatever She's Doing to This Businessman

Weird: Whatever She's Doing to This Businessman