Bryce Dallas Howard is in final negotiations to replace Lindsay Lohan in a film written by Tennessee Williams called The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond. Williams' newly discovered screenplay follows Fisher Willow (now Howard), a 1920s Memphis debutante with a tendency to shock and insult those around her. Wait, they took Lohan out of this role?

Anyway, Fisher falls in love with down-on-his-luck Jimmy (Chris Evans) and pretends he is an upper-class suitor to please her aunt (Ann-Margret, who controls the family fortune. When Fisher loses a diamond, however, it only further jeopardizes her fragile relationship with her aunt. For the other details, read more