Sawyer's nicknames

Even if you don't have Freckles or Dimples, can't be deemed Pregnant Girl, Muttonchops or Gimpy McCrutch and think Cupcake, Sweet Cheeks and Hot Lips are kind of old, there's hope yet for you to get your very own Sawyer-approved nickname. ABC's Lost site is hosting a Sawyer Nickname Generator which asks you a few simple questions and then delivers your saucy nickname. Only drawback: there's no feature in which Sawyer himself sneers the name at you.

For a little extra fun, Lostpedia has a hilarious list of Sawyer's nicknames, along with that YouTube mash-up video of him slinging nicknames left and right. From Pippi Longstocking to Mr. Clean to Jimini Cricket, he really does have one for everybody.

Head over to the generator and then tell us what Sawyer nickname you were given! You can call me Rinse 'n' Repeat.

Like many a "Lost" fan, I've been craving anything having to do with my favorite castaways and their gorgeous, mysterious island. The next season clues doled out by producers Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof earlier this week sated my appetite temporarily, but I always want more, more, more! Thus, I was thrilled to come across the video online of the Season Three blooper reel, and I just had to share it. It's so funny to watch these actors struggle to be uber-dramatic when all they really want to do is giggle. Also, it appears that Josh Holloway (Sawyer) sometimes has a hard time getting out those funny/offensive nicknames that Sawyer has for everyone.

Speaking of Sawyer's nicknames, WhiplashGirlchild has put together a super fun — and really challenging! — quiz all about Sawyer's penchant for giving his island-mates cruel names. Try your hand at the quiz first, and then come back and watch the video I found that mashes up what appears to be every single nickname ever uttered by Sawyer in the history of "Lost." It's six full minutes of hilarious insults. Yup, six minutes!

To check out the videos, read more