Game of Thrones Recap

Game of Thrones has wrapped its explosive third season, and while the finale isn't as crazy as last week's "Red Wedding," lots of loose ends are tied up, and we do get caught up with just about every character. There are homecomings, imminent rescues, and some fallout over the Starks being killed. Daenerys also has a big moment in the sun, which gives me hope for her role in season four — and hopefully her position on the Iron Throne.

This finale may not be the most exciting episode of the season, but there is still a lot to muse over, like the desecration of Robb's body, Arya's anger, and Ygritte's heartbroken revenge. Let's break it down after the jump.

Well, now I know why they call it the "red wedding." On this week's Game of Thrones, we lose not one but a few beloved characters at what's supposed to be a blessed event. I can't say we didn't see it coming, but it doesn't make the losses any easier to take. I don't think I've felt this despondent since Ned Stark died, and I can barely even think about anything else that happens besides that final devastating scene.

There is a bit of development for Jon Snow, Arya Stark, and Daenerys Targaryen, but I'm still reeling from the red wedding. Let's just get to all the craziness after the jump.

It's a nice day for a white wedding on this week's episode of Game of Thrones. OK, so the bride doesn't exactly wear white, and it's not really a nice wedding in the end, but you get the idea. Sansa and Tyrion tie the knot in front of enemies, family, and some more enemies. Thankfully, there's a lot of wine to help it all go down easier.

Elsewhere, Gendry gets duped by Melisandre, Dany makes a new friend, and Sam has a moment of courage that saves three lives. I kinda missed Jon, Jaime, and Brienne this week, but with all the wedding drama, there's not time for much else. Let's break down all the biggest moments when you read more

Sex is alive and well in this week's episode of Game of Thrones: what kind of trouble it can get you into, what kind of blessings it can bring, and so on. While Sansa starts to have nerves about wedding and bedding Tyrion, one character on the show may be forced to change their ways when it comes to the physical act of love — forever.

It's not all bare butts and naked ladies though. Brienne and Jaime go through a trauma that draws them ever closer, Arya gets caught in another pickle, and Dany is ready to continue her freedom crusade. It's not quite as juicy as the last few episodes, but there are still some surprises. Let's break it down when you read more

The title of this week's episode of Game of Thrones, "The Climb," has a dual meaning (and neither of them are related to the Miley Cyrus single). Figuratively, some continue to climb the ladder of power, as Varys and Littlefinger come face to face, and Tywin has a tête-à-tête with Lady Olenna. Literally, Jon Snow and the rest of his Wilding camp are faced with the daunting task of scaling the Wall.

The adventure ultimately brings Jon and Ygritte even closer together, but they're the only ones who are getting any action these days. Sansa is filled in on the news that she's not going to wed her top crush, Loras, and I have a feeling Shae's not going to be putting out for Tyrion anytime soon. Let's break down all the big moments we'll be talking about until the next episode when you read more

Beheading, de-virginization, and Jaime Lannister's butt: it's an exciting episode of Game of Thrones this week! We visit with a lot of characters, most notably Jon Snow, Jaime, Arya, Robb, and Tyrion. Jaime is finally getting a little bit of a reprieve from his torture, and Jon Snow throws his Night's Watch vows to the wind. There are some loose ends from last week's episode that I'm curious about (like the aftermath of the carnage at Craster's), but I'm still satisfied and entertained by this week's events.

This season feels like it's moving along swiftly, and this week has a lot going on, with emotional moments and action scenes, as well as lots of plotting for the future. Ready to go over the things we're still thinking about after the credits? Just keep reading.

Game of Thrones may have taken a couple of episodes to hit its stride in season three, but we're really cooking now. It's hard to top last week's episode, what with the amputated limbs and all, but this week brings some major deaths, destruction, and all-around excitement.

Jamie and his hot new human-hand necklace take the backburner as the men of the Night's Watch stage a rebellion, plans get made at King's Landing, and Theon doesn't even come close to catching a break. Let's break down the craziest moments when you read more

I know a lot of other things happen on Game of Thrones this week, but I can't stop thinking about that final scene. But before that unforgettable moment, we check in with a lot of characters, like Jaime and Brienne, Jon Snow, Tyrion, and Daenerys. While Tyrion gets a new (but not great) title, Daenerys builds up her army by sacrificing something dear to her, and Jon and his Wilding companions come upon a grisly scene.

Game of Thrones season three isn't holding back on the graphic imagery, and this week is a good example of that — it's both violent and sexual, and there are a few moments we need to talk about. To get to them, just keep reading.

If you were disappointed (like I was) that core Game of Thrones characters like Bran, Arya, and Jaime were missing from the season premiere, then chances are good that you were happy with the second episode. Not only do we catch up with these missed characters, but we also meet a few new faces, like Jojen and Meera Reed, Beric Dondarrion, and Lady Olenna.

Though this episode isn't packed with game changers, there's a healthy dose of character development as well as a few hints regarding what's to come. Arya gets thrown for a loop when she's recognized by someone from her past, Catelyn loses her father, and Theon Greyjoy is forced to suffer the repercussions of what went down at Winterfell. Let's break it down when you read more

Game of Thrones is back after months of waiting, and the third-season opener roars in with a vengeance. The premiere picks up a short time after the second-season finale (here's a quick refresher if you need it), and while we don't check in with every character this week, we are reunited with a few Stark children, Daenerys, Joffrey, and more. It's very true to the Game of Thrones spirit, what with fantasy creatures, body parts being cut off, and many characters resolving to take their next big step.

There are some spectacles this week, but there's more setup than big events. Still, it's an exciting way to kick off season three, and there are, of course, lots of things I'm still thinking about (like nipples). Let's get to it after the jump.