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Which Veep Character Are You?

The third season of Veep returns to HBO on April 6, and we're celebrating by finding out which of the hilariously inept characters we share the most in common with. Are you more of a power-hungry Selina (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), or are you more content to take a passive role, like Gary (Tony Hale)? Take our quiz below to find out, and don't forget to check out the trailer for the upcoming season!

Source: HBO

What's your worst-kept secret?

I have a fake dog.
I'm still sleeping with my ex.
I have no friends.
I keep all my secrets.
I haven't had sex in months.
I'm terrible at my job.
I've only been in one relationship.
I'm pregnant.

How do you blow off steam?

I unplug the phone.
I go to concerts.
I smoke.
I drink.
I brush my lover's hair.
I reorganize my BlackBerry contacts.
I browse OKCupid.
I hit the gym.

What's your weekend outfit pick?

What's your dream job?

POTUS
POTUS's chief of staff
Selina's husband
Publicist
Captain of a boat
Writer for Politico
Fox news host
Retired

Pick a celebrity.

What's one thing you would change about your job?

A better relationship with my co-workers.
More one-on-one time with my boss.
A nap would be nice.
More power.
More hours in the day for work.
I'm not moving up fast enough.
Less interaction with people.
Fewer people asking for favors.

What are your political views?

Whatever my SO thinks
Conservative
Moderate liberal
Libertarian
Moderate
Liberal
I don't understand politics.
Whatever gets me a job.

Pick a color.

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