Who Is the Best Dancer in Magic Mike XXL? Let's Rank Them!

We wanted more dancing from Magic Mike, and the sequel gives us just that. Magic Mike XXL is basically one giant, sexy music video starring Channing Tatum and his posse of hard-bodied buddies. The nonstop dance routines are glorious, and while every dancer is unique, some have more skills than others. Below is our definitive ranking of the sequel's strippers, from Well, You Tried, to Hot Damn.

07
Kevin Nash as Tarzan
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Kevin Nash as Tarzan

There's nothing not to love about Tarzan; he's the daddy of the group. However, he doesn't really dance so much as he just walks around. It's impressive that Nash is still keeping it tight at 55, but he could definitely be showing off how he got that bod a little bit more.

06
Donald Glover as Andre
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Donald Glover as Andre

Glover is astonishingly charming as Andre, one of the new boys on the block. He'll steal your heart with his impromptu R&B songs, but he doesn't really dance . . . like, at all. It's a bummer, too, because look at that six-pack hiding under there!

05
Adam Rodriguez as Tito
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Adam Rodriguez as Tito

Tito wants to be an artisanal frozen yogurt entrepreneur, and by the end of the movie, he finds a way to bring his passion to the stage. Yes, those white pants and silky letterman jacket are his "I'm sexily serving frozen yogurt" outfit. Don't worry — that jacket comes off, and he sprays whipped cream into some ladies' faces.

04
Matt Bomer as Ken
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Matt Bomer as Ken

If you've seen the original Magic Mike, you already know that Ken is the sensitive thinker of the group. This trait is reflected in his dancing, as he doesn't really have a shtick like the rest of the dudes. For his big number, he dons an all-black ensemble (complete with a hat) to sing and strip to "Untitled (How Does It Feel)" by D'Angelo. Swoon.

03
Joe Manganiello as Big Dick Richie
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Joe Manganiello as Big Dick Richie

This picture says it all. Big Dick Richie is in the new movie much more than the first one, and he gets several chances to showcase his dancing skills. His first solo dance takes place in a gas station minimart (Cheetos are involved) and is arguably his most memorable moment. That's saying a lot, because his next dance involves a quickie proposal and a Fifty Shades of Grey-style apparatus.

02
Stephen "tWitch" Boss as Malik
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Stephen "tWitch" Boss as Malik

Newcomer tWitch may have hated the obligatory waxing for Magic Mike XXL, but damn, was it worth it. He's a legitimate dancer (just watch his episodes on So You Think You Can Dance) and it really shows during his numbers. We first meet him as one of Rome's (Jada Pinkett Smith) dancers, and the way he grinds up on women will make you blush. Heck, even Tatum thinks he's the best dancer.

01
Channing Tatum as Mike
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Channing Tatum as Mike

The undisputed champion of Magic Mike XXL has to be Mike, but not just because his name is in the title. You know this movie is about to be ridiculous the second Ginuwine's "Pony" comes on the radio and he casually stops working to perform an impromptu striptease by himself. It's crazy sexy, and things just get more impressive from there. You may think he peaks when Rome asks him to dance, but wait until you see his mirror dance with Malik. It's so steamy that it literally closes the movie, because nothing can top it.