Which is More Salacious: The Simpsons or Baywatch?

Wacky, but true: A Venezuelan TV station that had been airing The Simpsons at 11 a.m. on weekdays recently pulled the show from the air after officials determined that the animated comedy could violate the country's Law of Social Responsibility in Radio and Television. Its replacement: Baywatch. Yup, slacker humor and fart jokes might corrupt the minds of Venezuelan youth — but scantily-clad lifeguards and David Hasselhoff are A-OK.
This is truly a question I never thought I'd be asking, but: Is Baywatch or The Simpsons more damaging to youthful minds?
