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TV Quotes Quiz 2010-01-15 16:30:00

Friday TV Quiz: Who Said That Line?

It's Friday, and we finally had some brand new shows to sink our teeth into this week. You know what that means — the return of my TV quote quiz! You may be a little out of practice, but see if you can match up which character said each memorable line. Good luck!

1 of 7
"Do you think she’ll remember me? We only went on that one date and tall women have very short memories."
Ted, How I Met Your Mother
Morgan, Chuck
Abed, Community
Eddie, Desperate Housewives
2 of 7
"I'm not trashy unless I drink too much."
Robin, How I Met Your Mother
Gloria, Modern Family
Liz, 30 Rock
Snooki, Jersey Shore
3 of 7
"I'd like to date her, in the sense that I'd like to jump her repeatedly."
House, House
Jeff, Community
Barney, How I Met Your Mother
Tom, Parks and Recreation
4 of 7
"Not that I would date two guys at the same time anyways, because in grade school this nun told me if I kissed two boys in one day, their spit would mix in my mouth and it would kill me."
Liz, 30 Rock
Jules, Cougar Town
Ann, Parks and Recreation
Annie, Community
5 of 7
"That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial."
Grayson, Cougar Town
Carlos, Desperate Housewives
Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Phil, Modern Family
6 of 7
"The text message was sent exclusively to black students, and one French kid named LeBron."
Annie, Community
Haley, Modern Family
Ana, Desperate Housewives
Sue, The Middle
7 of 7
"They're probably having beach sex. Which is the third best sex after elevator and White House."
Morgan, Chuck
Pierce, Community
Jack, 30 Rock
Jay, Modern Family
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