Star Trek Casting Call — Deformities Welcome

Here is something I'd like to share with all of you, particularly if you live in the Burbank area and maybe have bug eyes or are emaciated. A casting call was issued for people to play Cadets in JJ Abrams' Star Trek movie, and they are specifically searching for people who are "ultra plain-looking" or "ultra perfect-looking." Or, perhaps you have one of the following sought-after physical features:

• Long neck
• Extremely large head
• Wide-set eyes or close-set eyes
• Large forehead
• Short upper lip
• Over- or undersized ears and/or nose
• Facial deformities
• Pure wholesome looks
• Are emaciated
• Are regally poised and postured

So, get your wide-set-eyed, regally-poised self over to the casting call this Saturday in Burbank. Good luck!