"I have to start writing things down. I also have to start drinking heavily."
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"My vagina is depressed."
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"I think I have monogamy. I must have caught it from you people."
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty."
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"He's a cute little fixer-upper!"
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you."
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"I used to masturbate to a busboy who was rude to me once."
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"I gave up Christ for you, and you can't give up the Mets?"
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them."
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"Last night I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed, go out, and pick up a guy."
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"I don't have enough time to tell you what's wrong with corduroy."
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad, I'm even better."
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"There isn’t enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung."
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"I thought these were an urban shoe myth!"
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"Friendships don't last for years. You have to invest in them."
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"For something called a 'fling,' it looks like a lot of work."
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"I'm attractive — I'm smart, right? Plenty of people should want me for a threesome."
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"I will never be the woman with the perfect hair who can wear white and not spill on it."
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"True romance cannot exist without good sex."
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha
"Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to."
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda
Samantha