39 Salem Saberhagen Quotes You Should Start Using Immediately

It's time to celebrate one of the greatest cats in TV history: Salem Saberhagen, from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. Salem was, of course, a human trapped in a cat's body, but that didn't stop him from being adorable, sassy, and undeniably quotable. Read ahead for all the iconic Salem moments that you can apply to your everyday life.

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When Someone Asks If You Need Anything
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When Someone Asks If You Need Anything

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When You're Having a Crisis
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When You're Having a Crisis

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When Your Roommate Asks If You Ate All the Leftovers
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When Your Roommate Asks If You Ate All the Leftovers

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When Someone Asks Why You Eat So Much
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When Someone Asks Why You Eat So Much

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When Someone Asks You Why You Eat So Much and You're Having a Rough Day
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When Someone Asks You Why You Eat So Much and You're Having a Rough Day

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When You're Depressed and Having a Netflix Marathon
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When You're Depressed and Having a Netflix Marathon

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When You Can't Fit Into Your Favorite Pair of Skinny Jeans
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When You Can't Fit Into Your Favorite Pair of Skinny Jeans

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Actually, Just, Whenever You Feel Like It
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Actually, Just, Whenever You Feel Like It

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On Any Given Monday, Ever
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On Any Given Monday, Ever

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When You Sob at The Notebook For the 100th Time
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When You Sob at The Notebook For the 100th Time

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When You Find Out Your Crush Is Already Seeing Someone
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When You Find Out Your Crush Is Already Seeing Someone

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When Someone Asks For Your Forgiveness
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When Someone Asks For Your Forgiveness

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When Someone Asks Why You Talk So Much
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When Someone Asks Why You Talk So Much

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When Someone Ignores You
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When Someone Ignores You

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When You Buy Yourself Cheese Fries
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When You Buy Yourself Cheese Fries

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When Someone Says Something Mean and You're Looking For the Part Where You Asked Them For Their Opinion
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When Someone Says Something Mean and You're Looking For the Part Where You Asked Them For Their Opinion

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Whenever There's Any Food in Front of You
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Whenever There's Any Food in Front of You

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When Your Friend Asks If You Want to Rage on Friday Night
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When Your Friend Asks If You Want to Rage on Friday Night

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When Someone Asks You to Send Them Dirty Pictures
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When Someone Asks You to Send Them Dirty Pictures

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When You're Telling Off Your Greatest Enemy
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When You're Telling Off Your Greatest Enemy

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Whenever You Get Invited to Anything Ever
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Whenever You Get Invited to Anything Ever

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When Your Friend Starts Whining About Literally Anything
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When Your Friend Starts Whining About Literally Anything

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When Anyone Compliments You About Anything
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When Anyone Compliments You About Anything

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When You're Trying to Eat Right and Someone Suggests Pancakes
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When You're Trying to Eat Right and Someone Suggests Pancakes

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Whenever You Encounter a Group of Rowdy Children
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Whenever You Encounter a Group of Rowdy Children

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When the Police Shut Down Your Party Because of Noise Complaints
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When the Police Shut Down Your Party Because of Noise Complaints

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When Any One of Your Friends Calls Someone Else Their Best Friend
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When Any One of Your Friends Calls Someone Else Their Best Friend

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When You See a Spider and Scream, and Your Friend Kills It For You
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When You See a Spider and Scream, and Your Friend Kills It For You

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When Someone Tries to Limit You Because of Who You Are
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When Someone Tries to Limit You Because of Who You Are

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When You Get a Little Fluffy During the Holiday Season
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When You Get a Little Fluffy During the Holiday Season

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When Someone Says, "I'm a Dog Person"
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When Someone Says, "I'm a Dog Person"

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When You Order Way Too Much Food and You Need an Eating Buddy
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When You Order Way Too Much Food and You Need an Eating Buddy

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When You Suddenly Get a Burst of Energy on a Saturday Night
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When You Suddenly Get a Burst of Energy on a Saturday Night

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When Your Favorite TV Character Stays in Bed All Day and Eats Everything
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When Your Favorite TV Character Stays in Bed All Day and Eats Everything