The Wackiest and Most Wonderful Lines From the SAG Awards

Actors brought their A-games to the Screen Actors Guild Awards, and as they accepted awards and schmoozed with the crowd, a lot of them made some memorable one-liners. Helen Mirren, Jared Leto, and Lupita Nyong'o all had great quips, so in case you missed anything, here are the quotes that made the SAG Awards worth watching!

Lupita Nyong'o
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Lupita Nyong'o

"'I don't know him personally, but I'm glad you got a job.'" — On what her dad said when she told him she would be in a movie with Brad Pitt

Jared Leto
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Jared Leto

"To my mother who is here, the hottest date in town." — Thanking his mom for accompanying him

Steve Coogan
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Steve Coogan

"When I was invited to the SAG Awards, I literally wept with joy, then I caught my reflection in the mirror and thought, hmm, 'You look quite interesting when you cry.'" — On why he's an actor

Helen Mirren
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Helen Mirren

"I don't feel at all saggy, I feel quite perky." — Referencing the implications of SAG

Mindy Kaling
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Mindy Kaling

"Come on, Marsden, no one in this room has read a book in like 20 years." — Calling everyone out on being illiterate

Emma Thompson
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Emma Thompson

"Is this music available on CD?" — Appreciating the ambience

Ty Burrell
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Ty Burrell

"I know most of you have read my book, Acting: How to Do It Good." — Teaching the room how to act

Bryan Cranston
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Bryan Cranston

"We have the nicest bunch of white supremacist Nazis you could ever work with." — Kidding around about Breaking Bad's characters

Cate Blanchett
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Cate Blanchett

"Matthew McConaughey spoke about Neptune, I think I can have five seconds." — Demanding more time for her acceptance speech