11 Moments From the "BBHMM" Video That Will Make You Wish You Were Rihanna

Rihanna dropped the music video for "B*tch Better Have My Money" this week, and it is just as insane as you'd expect it to be. Based on the fact alone that she was duct taping mouths shut at last week's BET Awards, we should have guessed it would be filled to the brim with kidnapping, nudity, and murder. But since it's also packed with Rihanna's trademark fierceness, we decided to compile all the parts that really had us beside ourselves. Keep reading for the most badass moments, then peruse our collection of Rihanna GIFs you'll inevitably want to start using afterward.

01
When She Manages to Look Fierce While Dragging a Trunk

When She Manages to Look Fierce While Dragging a Trunk

Yasss, b*tch! Drag her! (Literally.)

02
When She Does the Fiercest Hair Toss You've Ever Seen

When She Does the Fiercest Hair Toss You've Ever Seen

Whipping her hair and snatching so many wigs, all at once.

03
When She Blows Smoke Like She's Some Sort of Mafia Queen

When She Blows Smoke Like She's Some Sort of Mafia Queen

Like, she could blow that directly into our faces and we wouldn't even be upset.

04
When She Dodges the Swinging Lady Like She's a Rotting Carcass

When She Dodges the Swinging Lady Like She's a Rotting Carcass

"B*tch, don't come for me!"

05
When She Gets All Up in Your Face

When She Gets All Up in Your Face

Yasss, Rihanna! You call those shots, b*tch, yasss!

06
When She Literally Throws a Cell Phone and Shoots It

When She Literally Throws a Cell Phone and Shoots It

And that, ladies and gents, is the moment we were all slain.

07
When She Disguises a Booty Shot as a Drowned-Lady Shot

When She Disguises a Booty Shot as a Drowned-Lady Shot

We see your game, Ri. And we are here to play it.

08
When She's Getting Ready to Shank Hannibal

When She's Getting Ready to Shank Hannibal

If there's one person who can catch Hannibal (aka Mads Mikkelsen), it's Rihanna, damnit.

09
When She's Just Lying Naked and Smoking in a Trunk Full of Money

When She's Just Lying Naked and Smoking in a Trunk Full of Money

Life goals?

10
When She's Covered in Blood and She's Still Getting Her Life

When She's Covered in Blood and She's Still Getting Her Life

She's so bloody because all of us are dead. ALL OF US.

11
When She Rolls Her Eyes After the Lady Barfs

When She Rolls Her Eyes After the Lady Barfs

"Psh, peasant."