Jack's back, and with a beard, people. It's interesting timing — Chuck has just reconnected with his mom, and he's suddenly accused of sexual harassment, which somehow turns out to be the worst PR firestorm in ages (really? In New York in 2010?).
Best line goes to Uncle J: "I never realized how many sex puns you can make out of the name Chuck Bass."
Jack plants a seed of doubt in Chuck's mind about Evelyn, prompting Chuck to alienate her by getting a DNA sample. After Chuck's "lawyer" convinces him to put the hotel in someone else's hands for the time being, he picks Evelyn. Saddest WTF moment of the night: learning she was in cahoots with Jack and back in Chuck's life to get control of the hotel.