Let's just get this out of the way: the threesome that created all that uproar does really happen, and it's between (I'm sorry, among) Dan, Olivia, and Vanessa. Dan and Vanessa conspire to make Olivia love NYU by giving her the full college experience, which apparently involves a three-way in a Brooklyn loft. It's sweet little Olivia that does the initiating, because she thinks she's about to leave for London to shoot Endless Knights 4, when — twist! — a text comes in to her phone, post-threesome, about the movie being canceled. It was already set up to be the most awkward morning after ever, but now it'll be epically awkward. Can't wait.
I mean, we always knew that Dan and Vanessa would eventually hook up, I just didn't think it would be this way.