The News: Paris Hilton has been cast in "Repo! The Genetic Opera," a musical thriller set in 2056 about trying to find an expensive organ transplant needed to repopulate the earth after the plague.
Am I Making This Up? No.
Who Can I Blame: The production companies and director of "Saw" who have been working with screenwriters-composers on the script for years.
Will She Be Singing? Yes, though the producers assert that she auditioned just like everyone else and she was the best woman for the job.
Upside: This is so ludicrous it might just be awesome(ly bad), right? I'm definitely curious to hear more about this project.