37 Orange Is the New Black Quotes You Can Use Even If You're Not in Prison

Our favorite jailbirds on Orange Is the New Black haven't just worked their way into our hearts; they also make us crack up. Some of the lines on the Netflix show are so funny that we want to repeat them — even if, you know, they were originally used in the prison context. They're just too good, so we've figured out how you can use them in your non-Litchfield life, while you're sitting around waiting for more details about Orange Is the New Black season six and peeping on the cast in real life.

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After You Regulate on Someone
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After You Regulate on Someone

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Every Monday
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Every Monday

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When You've Got So Much Pizza
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When You've Got So Much Pizza

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When Someone Crosses You
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When Someone Crosses You

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When Your Friend Has B.O.
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When Your Friend Has B.O.

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When You Dress Business Casual
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When You Dress Business Casual

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When You're Leaving to Go Anywhere
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When You're Leaving to Go Anywhere

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At the Salon
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At the Salon

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After the Salon
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After the Salon

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When You Need to Soothe Someone
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When You Need to Soothe Someone

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When You're Rocking a New Outfit
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When You're Rocking a New Outfit

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At Sunday Brunch
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At Sunday Brunch

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When You Need to Inspire Everyone
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When You Need to Inspire Everyone

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When Complaining
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When Complaining

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When Documenting Behavior
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When Documenting Behavior

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When You're in a Fight With Your BFF
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When You're in a Fight With Your BFF

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When Something Is Really Depressing
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When Something Is Really Depressing

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When Someone Doesn't Get Harry Potter
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When Someone Doesn't Get Harry Potter

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When You See a Terrible Pair of Shoes
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When You See a Terrible Pair of Shoes

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When You're Raging at the Bakery
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When You're Raging at the Bakery

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When You Need the Last Word
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When You Need the Last Word

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When You Need a New Put-Down
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When You Need a New Put-Down

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When You Need Someone to Shut Up
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When You Need Someone to Shut Up

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When Counting Your Blessings
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When Counting Your Blessings

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When The Help Is Not on TV
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When The Help Is Not on TV

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When You Admit You're Wrong About Diet Dr Pepper Tasting Like Regular Dr Pepper
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When You Admit You're Wrong About Diet Dr Pepper Tasting Like Regular Dr Pepper

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When It's More Than Regular Crazy
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When It's More Than Regular Crazy

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While Watching Trashy TV
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While Watching Trashy TV

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When You Need to Woo Someone With Some Real Poetry
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When You Need to Woo Someone With Some Real Poetry

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In a Fight With Your Significant Other
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In a Fight With Your Significant Other

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When You Need to Explain Your 'Do
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When You Need to Explain Your 'Do

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When B*tches Gots to Learn
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When B*tches Gots to Learn