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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Movie Quotes

What's Your Favorite Quote From Christmas Vacation?

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is one of those festive films perfectly fit for a holiday movie marathon. The Griswold family comes together to celebrate Christmas, but patriarch Clark (Chevy Chase) has a run of bad luck he just can't seem to beat. Despite all the dry humor and gross gags, Christmas Vacation always manages to touch our hearts with its sweet Yuletide spirit. If you love the Griswold clan as much as we do, be sure to add your favorite quotes from the movie after you check out a few of ours.

  • "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?" — Clark
  • "Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber." — Clark
  • "Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah." — Clark
Source: Warner Bros.
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