Heaven, gender issues, and everything in between — Louis C.K. really went there in his opening monologue on Saturday Night Live [1] this weekend. Before generalizing the entire human race, C.K. explained why "men are worse than women." He also informed us that a higher power might have reason to believe we're "greedy d*cks." Um, thank you? All things considered, it's sort of similar to the speech your crazy uncle gives after his third drink. The difference: C.K. is actually funny. Watch his opening monologue below.