Link Time! 4/1

• Give Me My Remote introduces us to the first resident of the new Beverly Hills, 90210: this guy (Dustin Milligan, pictured at right)!
• Cinematical has a heads up on the essential reading list to get everyone brushed up on all things Batman before The Dark Knight comes out this summer.
• Vulture lists 10 terrible music slumps, including dark periods from Madonna, Bob Dylan, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
• The Film Experience also braved a viewing of the atrocity that is Amy Heckerling's I Could Never Be Your Woman, just as I did. I feel validated.
• The idea of Chris Cornell as an indie rocker just about blew Idolator's mind.
• Stereogum has the latest kooky, colorful music video from Bjork.
• On the 45th (!) anniversary of General Hospital, a TV Squad writer lists off six things that keep her tuning in daily.
• Want to talk Dancing with the Stars? TV Cocktail is your place.
• In light of the upcoming Tina Fey-Amy Poehler comedy Baby Mama, LilSugar wants to know: Would you consider being a surrogate?
• If you're feeling paranoid today, Pop Candy has a list of some of the biggest April Fool's pranks on the web. Don't get fooled!

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