May 5 marks the premiere of 24: Live Another Day [1], and if all the pictures [2] aren't exciting enough for you, we've got just the thing. Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland [3]) is an internationally recognized badass, and one of the things I love most about the show is the fact that he's completely indestructible. Not surprisingly, his superhero abilities have become an Internet sensation. He's like the Chuck Norris of superagents. Take a look at my favorite "facts," and let me know what yours are!
Source: Fox [4]
If Jack Bauer were president, he would protect the Secret Service.
Source: Random Jack Bauer Facts [5], Fox [6]
If everyone on 24 followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called 12.
Source: JackBauerFacts.com [7], Fox [8]
What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question! Jack Bauer does not bleed.
Source: Random Jack Bauer Facts [9], Fox [10]
You can lead a horse to water, but Jack Bauer can make it drink.
Source: Ottowa Golf [11], Fox [12]
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
Source: A Random Fact [13], Fox [14]
G.I. Joe plays with a Jack Bauer action figure.
Source: A Random Fact [15], Fox [16]
On Jack Bauer's tax returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependent.
Source: Random Jack Bauer Facts [17], Fox [18]
Bullets don't kill Jack Bauer, because they're afraid to.
Source: Ottowa Golf [19], Fox [20]
Jack Bauer's calendar goes from March 31 to April 2. No one fools Jack Bauer.
Source: Random Jack Bauer Facts [21], Fox [22]
Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
Source: Random Jack Bauer Facts [23], Fox [24]
Jack Bauer has the heart of a terrorist. He keeps it in a jar on his desk.
Source: Random Jack Bauer Facts [25], Fox [26]
Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer sees the glass as a deadly weapon.
Source: Random Jack Bauer Facts [27], Fox [28]
If you are still verbally capable of telling Jack Bauer that he is hurting you, then trust me: he isn't.
Source: Random Jack Bauer Facts [29], Fox [30]
It takes you 24 weeks just to watch what Jack Bauer does in a single day.
Source: Random Jack Bauer Facts [31], Fox [32]
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
Source: A Random Fact [33], Fox [34]
Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.
Source: Random Jack Bauer Facts [35], Fox [36]