Oh, Dan Humphrey. I so wanted to believe that he hadn't turned into a total jerk, but it appears to be true. Though he did write two different chapters about Serena (one unflattering and one that's presumably nicer), Georgina ensures that the rude one gets published. When the story lands during dinner, S is devastated, but Dan defends his writing and coldly tells her that being good guy never got him anywhere. He not only loses Serena, but he also gets cold-clocked by Nate (nice hit, Nate). I'm curious about what Dan's master plan is, after all, and I'm sure it'll come to light by the time his final chapter is published.