Gossip Girl Recap "Portrait of a Lady Alexander"

This week's Gossip Girl takes us to a horse show, giving us such puns as "we're back in the saddle again" and serving as the setting for a few bombshells to be dropped. We learn some important facts about Steven's sexual history, Chuck and Blair track down an important clue about Bart's shadiness, and Nate gets into a couple of messy deals in the name of keeping The Spectator afloat. Ready to break it all down?