A funny thing happened this week at the box office: Channing Tatum's new release, White House Down, was not at the top. It didn't even come in second — it was third, which is a big drop, considering that he had three blockbuster hits in 2012. What went wrong? We have a few ideas. Allow us to speculate on what, exactly, White House Down lacks.

1. Channing Tatum doesn't dance.


2. Channing Tatum doesn't get to make out with anyone.


Get the rest of the reasons after the jump.

3. Channing Tatum doesn't get to be funny.


4. NO. FEDORAS.


5. And, most importantly, Channing Tatum doesn't take his shirt off.