by POPSUGAR Entertainment 2

Things I learned this week: everyone loves a good Jeremy Piven joke.

For this week's Caption It challenge, I chose a picture from The Goods: Live Hard Sell Hard. There are a lot of good submissions, but here's what the finalists have to say:

• Piven: "You mean to tell me I'm not nominated for an Emmy this year?"
• "If you stop crying I will throw in a CD player for free!"
• "It's okay baby, Jon & Kate will be back together soon."
• "Stop crying, we drew straws fair and square. Now the rest of us will take my car and you drive with Jeremy Piven."