Caption It: Which Caption Should Win?

You all came up with really smart and funny captions for this picture from Year One:

You know the drill — here are your finalists:

• What happens if you don't exfoliate before applying self-tanner or instant bronzer.
• "I warned you that Midas was touchy-feely. . . ."
• "I'm afraid I just gold myself."
• "The early days of the Academy Awards. . . ."

Time to vote!

Photo courtesy of Sony Pictures