Caption It: Which Caption Should Win?

I honestly thought every caption suggested for this image from The Hangover was very funny and very smart:

So it was tough to decide on finalists this week! But I had to do it, and now it's your turn to vote on which one is the best.

• Friends Don't Let Friends . . . have a drunken encounter with a chicken.
• "Oh, crap! I hooked up with a chicken last night. I wonder who came first — me or the chicken?"
• "Oh! My mates even warned me the chick I was hooking up with was foul!"
• "Gee, Heather Graham isn't as hot as she used to be."
• "This is the last time I order an escort from hotchicks.com."

  Photo courtesy of Warner Bros.

  Caption It: Which Caption Should Win?

  Friends Don't Let Friends . . . have a drunken encounter with a chicken.

  "Oh, crap! I hooked up with a chicken last night. . . ."

  "Oh! My mates even warned me the chick I was hooking up with was foul!"

  "Gee, Heather Graham isn't as hot as she used to be."

  "This is the last time I order an escort from hotchicks.com."