Caption It: Which Caption Should Win?

Thanks for tossing in some funny caption ideas for this pic from He's Just Not That Into You:

There can only be one winner, though, so here are the finalists:

• "The first time I wore pigtails, I hung out with an alien. Today? Who knows!"
• "Ahh men's razors, they really do give me a way better shave. Don't you agree Scarlett?"
• "Why yes — I DO get that 'not quite fresh feeling' sometimes . . ."
• "We are way too pretty for CVS."
• "Scarlett, girl, you better stick to those indies because you are NOT dethroning me, the reigning queen of romantic comedies. Don't even think of reading that Nancy Meyers script, woman!"

Photo courtesy of Warner Bros. Pictures