Caption It: Which Caption Should Win?

Thanks for tossing out some great caption ideas for this image from the Jim Carrey comedy Yes Man:

There can only be one winner, though, so let's put it to a vote. Here are your finalists:

• "And so Ron goes, 'A hufflepuff!' HA! Get it?"
• Eyebrow Gone Wild!
• "Finally, a man that doesn't hide the fact that he's a 'crack' head!!!"
• After years of making a name for himself with his slapstick antics and rubber face, Jim Carrey's face finally splits open.
• "After a few more stiff drinks, I'm going to get the rest of the KISS logo tattooed on my forehead!"

Photo courtesy of Warner Bros. Pictures