Caption It: Which Caption Should Win?

This week's Caption It came from Showtime's Weeds:

You all had some hilarious ideas — thanks for sharing! Here are your finalists:

• "You heard me. Twenty bucks or you never see your clothes again."
• "Ok, and now the pants."
• "Pay up buddy, we're done waxing your body."
• "Hang on — I'm the one who just got out of the shower. How come you're the one who's naked???"

Ready, set, vote!

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Caption It: Which Caption Should Win?
"You heard me. Twenty bucks or you never see your clothes again."
"Ok, and now the pants."
"Pay up buddy, we're done waxing your body."
"Hang on — I'm the one who just got out of the shower..."