Caption It: Which Caption Should Win?

Nice job, everyone who offered up ideas for this week's Caption It contest! The challenge was to provide a caption to go with this goofy image from Michel Gondry's latest release Be Kind Rewind:



And now to choose a winning caption. Here are my finalists:

  • Beer. Turning perfectly good kitchen items into bike helmets since 1955.
  • "When I told these fools to use protection this isn't what I meant!"
  • While Danny Glover is yet to be converted, several A-list Hollywood stars such as Mos Def and Jack Black are opting for the cheaper Scientology Lite.
  • Mos Def: "Between Mr. Glover and I we've got several Emmy, Golden Globe and NAACP Image Awards, as well as great reviews for our work on Broadway."
    Jack Black: "But have you heard 'F*** Her Gently?'"
  • Scoffing at the local crop circles, Danny Glover looks on with disgust as his friends prepare for total alien domination.

Photo courtesy of New Line Cinema

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