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• The AP says R2D2 has a new job: mail collector.
• Patrick Swayze and Melissa Gilbert are set to star in a musical based on Little House on the Prairie, says Hollywood Reporter.
• The AP reports that David Duchovny is returning to TV with a new Showtime comedy.
• Fergie's "Glamorous" grabs the No. 1 spot on Billboard's Hot 100.
• TMZ says Carol Burnett is suing "Family Guy" over a parody.
• Contrary to what you might have read in Wikipedia, the AP informs us that comedian Sinbad is still alive.
• ABC captures the Thursday ratings race with "Grey's Anatomy" and "October Road."
• MTV news reports on Amy Winehouse, Bloc Party, and other shows at SXSW.
• Simon Cowell proclaims that he's more important that Bruce Springsteen, says AFP.
• The Emmys get a big shakeup — including a new essay requirement, Variety reports.
• 'Sup Holmes? Warner Bros. plans to bring Sherlock Holmes to the big screen, reports Variety.
• Comedian David Cross will be playing the Howard K. Stern character in "Law & Order"'s Anna Nicole Smith episode, says the Futon Critic.
• Stanley Tucci is headed to "ER", TV Guide reports.
• TLC says it's giving "What Not to Wear" co-host Stacy London a talk show.