24 Zoolander Quotes You're Still Using Every Day

Zoolander is so hot right now, with Zoolander 2 now in theaters. The new film has an all-star cast, and we're becoming so nostalgic for the original movie. In honor of the sequel, we're revisiting the reasons we love it, and at the top of our list has to be all of its quotable lines. Here are the Zoolander quotes we're still using all the time — and when you can use them, too.

01
When No One Is Listening to You
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When No One Is Listening to You

02
When You Need a Starbucks Run
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When You Need a Starbucks Run

03
When Someone Tells a Dumb Story
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When Someone Tells a Dumb Story

04
When Someone Is Trying to Get Crazy With You
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When Someone Is Trying to Get Crazy With You

05
When Anyone Says the Word "Bulimic"
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When Anyone Says the Word "Bulimic"

06
When Something Is Tiny
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When Something Is Tiny

08
When You Have a Cough
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When You Have a Cough

09
When There's Some Hot New Person on the Scene
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When There's Some Hot New Person on the Scene

10
When You Need a Great Insult
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When You Need a Great Insult

11
When You Need a Great Comeback
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When You Need a Great Comeback

12
When It's a Walk-Off
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When It's a Walk-Off

13
When Someone Doesn't Know the Correct Terminology For a Male Mermaid
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When Someone Doesn't Know the Correct Terminology For a Male Mermaid

15
When They're Break-Dance Fighting!
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When They're Break-Dance Fighting!

16
When You're Questioning Your Memory
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When You're Questioning Your Memory

17
When You're Looking in the Mirror
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When You're Looking in the Mirror

18
When Someone Doubts Your Intelligence
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When Someone Doubts Your Intelligence

19
When You Don't Get Someone's Joke
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When You Don't Get Someone's Joke

20
When You Need to Yell at Someone
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When You Need to Yell at Someone

22
When You Need the Right Words to Describe Water
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When You Need the Right Words to Describe Water

23
When Something Blows Your Mind
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When Something Blows Your Mind

24
When You Can Help
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When You Can Help