Best Quotes From Home Alone

Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Home Alone?

December 13, 2010

Continuing with my holiday-themed Buzz Lines, this week I'm taking you back to 1990 with Home Alone. The film is one of my all-time favorites, and not just because Macauley Culkin was so adorable — he was hilarious too. Check out a few of my favorite lines from the film, then share your own!

"You guys give up? Or ya thirsty for more?" — Kevin
"Look what you did, you little jerk." — Uncle Frank
"Kevin, you're such a disease." — Jeff

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2 years

"Is it true French babes don't shave their pits?"

bryseana 2 years

I like the one about the tooth brush being ADA approved. That was pretty cute.

Ellenora 2 years

"Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen. "

jules0701 2 years

Buzz, your girlfriend Woof!

jules0701 2 years

Buzz, your girlfriend Woof!

Deidre 2 years

Of course it has to be: "Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"

onlysourcherry 2 years

#3 is right. But some other gems are: "Fuller! Go easy on the Pepsi!" "Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen. " "Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?" I know this movie backwards and forwards.

onlysourcherry 2 years

#3 is right. But some other gems are: "Fuller! Go easy on the Pepsi!""Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen. ""Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?" I know this movie backwards and forwards.

2 years

Oh come on! No contest: Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10

kismekate 2 years

I'm going to quote Home Alone 2, because it's one of the rare occasions that the sequel is better than the original..."Oh, wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate!""That's okay. You're good at it. You're not boring. You don't mumble or spit. You should do it more often. Just wear an outfit with no pigeon poop on it.""You can't be too careful when it involves underwear."

kismekate 2 years

I'm going to quote Home Alone 2, because it's one of the rare occasions that the sequel is better than the original... "Oh, wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate!" "That's okay. You're good at it. You're not boring. You don't mumble or spit. You should do it more often. Just wear an outfit with no pigeon poop on it." "You can't be too careful when it involves underwear."

nylorac 2 years

"Kevin, you're such a disease." — Jeffhas to be the best quote! I feel so sorry for Kevin in the first half hour or so, he's just continually being ripped on by his family.

nylorac 2 years

"Kevin, you're such a disease." — Jeff has to be the best quote! I feel so sorry for Kevin in the first half hour or so, he's just continually being ripped on by his family.

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