Best Quotes From Empire Records

Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Empire Records?

June 6, 2011

For today's buzz lines challenge, I chose a '90s classic: Empire Records. The one-day-long comedy set in a record store features an ensemble of then-unknowns like Renée Zellweger, and it's one of my absolute most favorite movies of all time. I had tough time just deciding which quotes to sample. So if you feel the same way about the movie, let's nerd out right now! Tell me your favorite lines from Empire Records.

"Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior!" — Gina
"What's with today, today?" — Lucas
"Damn the man. Save the Empire!" Mark

Empire Records Buzz Lines

18 Comments

Becky Kirsch 1 year 50 weeks

"You forgot your thingie!"

Becky Kirsch 1 year 50 weeks

"You forgot your thingie!"

Hiromisky 1 year 50 weeks

Debra: I went to rock and roll heaven, and I wasn't on the guest list.

aembry396 1 year 50 weeks

"I don't need to explain my art to you, Warren."

yeokr 1 year 50 weeks

"who knows where thoughts come from - they just appear!"

lilwildone1202 1 year 50 weeks

this could possibly be favorite movie of all time... there are so many but one of my favorites is'no i dont think you understand, mitch the man, i'm the idiot, you're the screw up, and we're all losers. welcome to music town'

lilwildone1202 1 year 50 weeks

this could possibly be favorite movie of all time... there are so many but one of my favorites is 'no i dont think you understand, mitch the man, i'm the idiot, you're the screw up, and we're all losers. welcome to music town'

limelindsey 1 year 50 weeks

"Empire Records, open til midnight, this is Mark....MIDNIGHT!" - Mark "We're both screwed. At least you're used to it." - Debra "What's with today, today?" - Lucas "What's it [the money] doing in Atlantic City, Lucas?" - Joe "Recirculating." - Lucas "Isn't it customary to leave the scene after committing the crime?" - Gina "Definitely an amateur." - Debra And the part where Joe plays "If You Want Blood" by AC/DC and everyone sings along. Love this movie, it's one of my favorites.

limelindsey 1 year 50 weeks

"Empire Records, open til midnight, this is Mark....MIDNIGHT!" - Mark"We're both screwed. At least you're used to it." - Debra"What's with today, today?" - Lucas"What's it [the money] doing in Atlantic City, Lucas?" - Joe"Recirculating." - Lucas"Isn't it customary to leave the scene after committing the crime?" - Gina"Definitely an amateur." - DebraAnd the part where Joe plays "If You Want Blood" by AC/DC and everyone sings along. Love this movie, it's one of my favorites.

Shannon Vestal 1 year 50 weeks

You're a superb manager, Joe. Superb.

bozichsl 1 year 50 weeks

"Quit calling me Warren! My name isn't !@#$# Warren!" - Warren "I can categorically say you're not a bigger bananahead, Joe." -

bozichsl 1 year 50 weeks

"Quit calling me Warren! My name isn't !@#$# Warren!" - Warren"I can categorically say you're not a bigger bananahead, Joe." -

KaiLynLyn 1 year 50 weeks

"Empire records, open till midnight... MIDNIGHT!" "Does Axel have a jack?"

KaiLynLyn 1 year 50 weeks

"Empire records, open till midnight... MIDNIGHT!""Does Axel have a jack?"

Ineedclarity 1 year 50 weeks

I had the biggest crush on Lucas and Marc. I know what movie I'll be watching tonight!"I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip."- Deb"We mustn't dwell... no, not today. We CAN'T. Not on Rex Manning day. " - Marc

Ineedclarity 1 year 50 weeks

I had the biggest crush on Lucas and Marc. I know what movie I'll be watching tonight! "I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip."- Deb "We mustn't dwell... no, not today. We CAN'T. Not on Rex Manning day. " - Marc