Best Quotes From Dodgeball

by Maggie Pehanick 0

I caught Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story on TV the other day and though I'd seen it before, it struck me how many quotes I use from the Ben Stiller/Vince Vaughn comedy. I still laugh about ESPN 8 — aka "The Ocho" — and the many outrageous inspirational phrases from dodgeball legend Patches O'Houlihan. Here are a few of my favorite lines, but what are yours?

• "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." — Patches O'Houlihan
• "I feel shocked." — Pepper Brooks
• "Hey, White. I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?" — Peter La Fleur