"I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it? Now cut that in half. This is called a diet, people, everyone start one today! Darcy, you should stop eating. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass!"
The new coach for the Toros cheerleading squad, Sparky Polastri, wants his squad to be light on their feet, and he doesn't care if he has to promote eating disorders to get it.