Everything About Amy Schumer's Real Housewives Audition Is Perfect

Trainwreck's Amy Schumer isn't satisfied being the star of her own show and upcoming movie; she also wants to be a Real Housewife of . . . anywhere, really. Schumer's fake audition tape is pitch-perfect, from the bedazzled dress to the wine glass that she claims is not adult-sized. (It's certainly a far cry from the jumbo glass in her Friday Night Lights parody.) It's so good that we're thinking about starting a petition to get Schumer on the show, even if it is a Newark edition.